Well well well……

 I’ve not been on here in YEARS ! Oooh how it’s changed not that I remember how it was , but I fear not like this ! 

Just pressed ‘return’ and it skips two lines ? What a waste of space ! 

So it’s 4.37…. I’ve been up since 3…. I’ll tell you why … don’t switch off… it’s FASCINATING…. ( my ploy is to put a ‘gripping’ word periodically in capitals to keep YOU my public CAPTIVATED!!! 

Yes so …. Up early , for the last few weeks I’ve been very phlegmy … 3 weeks to be honest , first week felt rough , exhausted and just yukkie… thought ‘here we go’ colds coming , I always get ill over Christmas/ New year, however missed it last year… so I brace myself ….. and nothing overly dramatic happened …. Just felt rough but no major cold or chest infection happened ?????

….. then for two or so weeks I’ve been really just phlegmy, not poorly but can’t laugh as it just makes me cough and it’s not attractive…. And I’ve literally been thinking ‘ do something, or Fuck off’ ….. and then yesterday’s it ‘did something’ out of the blue , went onto my chest …. Literally mid afternoon 🤬

In hignsight I wish I had just left out the ‘do something’ chant !!! Wasn’t bright of me !! 

Snotty , chesty and yuk ….. and timing is RUBBISH as have a weekend of social activities!!! Tsk anyway enough about my ailments ! 

So , I’m still travelling on Buses ! And loving them ! Is there such a thing as a bus snob? Sometimes I am , sometimes I’m not , I’m like a chameleon….. 

Tv …. Don’t watch a lot , mainly Judge Judy and police Interceptors!!! God there are some absolute tools out there ! 

Reading ….. wish I had more time , I have a book club on facie , Melissa is my main reviewer, she does splendid reviews and I seriously think she should go professional… I could read her reviews constantly ( I’m not sure that’s a thing ) 

Facie…. ( Facebook ) ….. was that around when I last blogged ? Was the wheel invented ? Anyhow love a bit of facie …. Love a trawl and love to bore people with selling my wares…. 

I’m obsessed with selling ….. it’s not about the profit , it’s about finding beautiful things, unusual things and selling them ….  It’s about parcelling them up and posting them , which can I add I LOVE ! , I now collect boxes …. Shoe shops , friends and it’s not brave to say but in Swindon yesterday there was a pile of cardboard from I presume the market and I was VERY tempted to Rummage !!! Honestly give me a box and I’m just the happiest bunny !!! Clarke’s in our Outlet Village do the BEST boxes …. Oooh and Boots pharmacy ( delivered to your door meds) 

Who knew my life would become this !!! 

Anyway …. I’ve lots to tell you , not all at once though my friend …. In ‘instalments’ 

You’ll hear about my cat bringing in mice ! Alive , just drops them indoors and lets them go !!! ( he is a cat that doesn’t eat meat chunks , just licks the gravy off ) ( soup is his stable diet now…. It’s a godsend ) I thought cat soup was a RIDICULOUS concept until this cat came along !!!

You’ll read about my bus journeys ! ( gee there are some ‘characters’ out there!!!! 

Books, Tv and my general living experiences !!! 

I’ll share with you my random thoughts , like , why do birds not prod themselves in the eye when they fly into a tree to perch? And why don’t they build nests to generally live in year round ? ….. it keeps me awake at night !!!

Ooooh I’ve just remembered, when I signed off last time I signed off ‘Sp’oon’ ( speak soon ) …… 

I’d love a radio show…. ( wasn’t built for tv ) and love love love to be on Goggle box with my good friend Donna !! (Or on some radio show/ podcast) 

I feel fame is just ITCHING to find me !!! 

Sp’oon me lovelies 

Chal 

Smiling cloud!!!!

Wow, I'm sort of back........watch this,space......

Pondering................................

I was pondering why people answer there phones when they are in a meeting, and act like its your fault, you should of known, or why do we answer the phone when we are just on our way out?, Yesterday i phoned a friend whilst walking to work in the rain, and promptly informed them that i couldn't speak as it was raining and my phone was getting wet????
 And why is it that in the summer i couldn't keep up with feeding the birds, i was constantly filling the feeders, and Mr H said i shouldn't in the summer as they have plenty of food, but then this winter i have only been out twice, and they have hardly touched a thing? mind my fat cakes and balls were from a cheap shop, not that i frequent cheap shops (often), obviously the birds here have expensive taste?

Ive had an idea to make me rich, and maybe famous and it doesn't involve stripping down the my 'new' David Beckam pants and running round the streets of Swindon, no you see the other day myself and Mr H went to a couple of DIY shops, now i get bored very quickly in them, as Mr H likes to look at every product, we 'pop' in for a paint brush, but the next thing you know we are looking at copper piping?, guttering?, lagging?, kitchens where he opens EVERY draw or cupboard that has 'open me' on it, then we look at all the pretty screws, ooh and 'power tools are a must...............well on this said day, we had done B+Q and then went to wicks, when for the second time he was wandering round the kitchens pushing and pulling anything with a sign on, and there was a customer sat discussing i presume a kitchen to buy, with two small children, then suddenly there was a lovely bubbly member of staff leading the children off, finding them something more fun to do, WOW i thought, can i tag along too?, they ended up at the snack vending machine, and she was fab with them, i never knew you could have so much fun with a vending machine (i was very jealous) Anyway it got me thinking....... i might just go to the lions Den on TV, and ask for a couple of  thousand pounds ( fifty should do it), and then i could go to said DIY stores, with a trestle table some colouring books and felt tips, couple of bottles of squash, maybe take in a vending machine on a bale carrier??? and Bobs your uncle....AND I'm not going to stop there... i will branch out for adults too because i observed people and like me there are plenty of bored 'other halves' there, i will keep you posted

 Its 6am, I've been up since 3, got a chesty cold, and had a really horrid dream, anyway I've managed to dust the living room dining room and conservatory, and do a wash, and prepare the veg for our eve meal, I've steamed all my sinus's out, I've swept floors, but why is it when you try to be quiet you actually make more noise????

 Well i have a slitting headache, and i think i may go back to bed, though the sun is coming up so i could trek down the garden to the compost bin and empty my kitchen waste? and i could pick up the dog poos, always easier when they are frozen!!!

Its been lovely chatting to you, i must work out how to get video clips on here and pictures, Mr H did suss it but then said it wouldn't let him?????all beyond me, i cant even use a photocopier, i had to at work at the weekend, now all paperwork is in green, and some of it is twice the size its meant to be????? the managers will go mad at 8am, thank goodness I'm off for 3 days!!!!!

  Sp'oon Chal

Hello me lovely public, i write so much and yet alas i only still have 15 followers? have i not reached the prison system yet? they are always eager to befriend random people, i could be that person, to give them light at the end of there dark tunnel........ 

So what have i been up to? well you know i have an adventure at every turn, well then triple that if i ever visit the hospital, and i have been up there three times recently, all I'm saying is I'm having 'a procedure' done!!!! now i really wasn't born to be medically 'tampered' with and to get me through the doors involves me having to have a general anaesthetic, so you can tell now that there is drama involved in the next few paragraphs....... 

My first visit was for the actual procedure..... it was only meant to be a 10 min affair, but from the time i had mentioned 'my little problem' to my doctor and she had told me she was referring me to the hospital, and explained how i was to be 'tampered' with i was on high stress alert!!! but i went anyway, only to start hyperventilating and retching (and this was walking down the corridor) so they postponed the procedure and doctor came out to tell me i could have it done under a general (Hannah you best not be laughing??), and that i would need a blood test (phobia) and a scan......EEEEEEK

So i then went back to my doctors for the blood test, of which even though i opted to lie down and La la la'd the whole time was very brave (rewarding myself with chocolate), then i had to go up the hospital for a 'fitness' test, which i did all by myself on my own, involving swabs from my nose (retch) and also swabs from my groin which i hasten to add i had to do myself????? i pay me bloody tax's!!! ooh it was like being in an episode of CSI, funnily enough though i had brushed my teeth, which the nurse informed me was DNA and that it wasn't her area, and i was quite 'unwashed' down below, not realising they were needing said sample..... might be giving a tad more germs than they bargained for!!!!!
  
So anyway, yesterday was trip three, and by far the worst, actually i think i know why now, because i had stopped taking Kalms and rescue remedy!!! but anyway i only decided to read the letter properly whilst in the waiting room, and it said i was to have an IVU!!!!!! well i think the other patients thought i was meant to be in the maternity suite with the heavy breathing/panting i did, and it didn't help that the ladies nattering beside me talked of blood and guts and generally sore and pussie bits...... and then a lady sat opposite me with tubes up her nose AND THEN TOOK THEM OUT!!!!!, so you see when i eventually went in i think it was quite understandable that the mere mention of 'raising my vein' 'inserting a plug thing into my vein' should send me into a hyperventilating state, into someone who threw up his lunch and thinks the reflexes of the nurse in grabbing a kidney dish and catching said sick were second to non, and eventually when said valve was in said vein where it must stay for dye to be  inserted into me should render me to 'loose it' all over again filling another kidney dish, and throwing myself on the floor screaming 'im dying, all Parr the course!! HOWEVER i managed to scan, and though i may of delayed a few patients, would like to commend the staff at our hospital for there VERY patient manner..... now Ive to wait for said 'main procedure requiring a general obviously..........................

  You can stop laughing now Hannah, and hope i never get to your hospital!!!!.

 Well that's it for tonight, i have lots more stories to tell, so tune in again soon..............

  Sp'oon Chal 

OHHHH MMYYYYYYY

Well gutted.................washing Machines........ i vote going down to the fudging river i n future!!!!! we have had to company out before, and they were fab, and he is a lovely man but they have me by the short and curlies basically as its £60 call out but they waver that if you have the work done, which is guaranteed..... but then has just come to £97......... just to tighten a couple of bolts ............. which if i had done would of cost me the £60 and would of gone wrong so would of had to re call them out not under guarantee............... Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i sort of hope it goes loose again about 5 times so we get out moneys worth!!!!!!!

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