Hello me lovely public,Regarding Iceland..... i be hatching me a plan, i know the prices are lovely and cheapp and rounded up but i am still considering casually wandering round the store with my machete discretely tucked in a nook, and giving the odd item of a higher value a little nip so that when i get to the checkout they say to me 'excuse me sir, this here packet of caviar @ £2 is split, would you like to swap it or do you want it for a quid?' notice i am only doing foods of a higher value, i don't want to end up with 500 fish fingers for 50p, and that has nothing to do with being a vegetarian!!!!! i just can't be bothered to sell them on eBay and have someone come from Ipswich or where ever it is people mostly eat them buying them for £3 giving me a tiny profit and them a long days travel!!!!!!
Mind there is a risk if i don't discretely hide my machete, that one of the hundreds of police policing our little town may spot me, and before i know it i am thrown face down on the bonnet of the cop car, and my hands wrists cuffed, and the copper in a gruff menacing voice telling me i am nicked and to come quietly............... now where did i put that machete? and will i make Iceland's? it shuts at 6 and i daren't run, i may trip and slice my arm off, and i don't do blood!!!!!!
Actually i soon will do blood, and i think i do it more than i did as i am having Hypnotherapy!!!! its very good, did have a moment where i had to use it and nip to my secure reassuring place where birds sing and flowers blossom, shit i saw 3 seasons that day, pity i didn't have a brolly...... I'm taking thermals next time as i left as winter was approaching.
This blog has taken me ages to write, I'm off with a bad back, and i keep having to get up and move about, but just to share my thoughts has all been worth it, my next blog is going to be deep and meaning full and very very serious.
sp'oon Chal
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Saturday, 28 May 2011
ha ha ...food fest second time
Well you gotta laugh, distracted again, And since writing my last one i have just been over the co-op and i didn't realize but took a ladies loaf of bread!!!! i do like a rummage through the reduced items by the tills, and i spotted my favourite loaf (usually £1.81, now 90p) it wasn't until the lady was searching for it and saying where it was ...how embarrassing...... could of died on the spot!!!
My Lully friend K.D (she doesn't want to be identified as she is on a wanted list) rang yesterday yearning for one of my lovely (top secret so don't ask for ingredients or recipe) Garlic Sandwiches, so like a true friend i went round her house and made her one, (she lives 3 streets away, i wouldn't if she had of been a couple of streets more!!), bless her she was So excited, her husband is away, and its the ideal time as she is under the thumb and he forbids her to have them normally, as her hour glass figure goes a tad pear shaped (literally) Unfortunately some of the ingredients were not my trade mark one's and she uses a spatula? to do the Chutney which traumatized me some what.....and i forgot to put an ingredient in even though it was washed and chopped ready, but i left her culinary satisfied, and even one for today..... and i returned home to find my lovely home made macaroni cheese had been polished off by another friend who hadn't eaten all day, and i was thrilled that i had satisfied two people in the space of an hour with my food, orders on a postcard please.........there are cloves and cloves and cloves of garlic in my sandwiches be warned......i put so much in mine a while back i found it painful to eat, and it gave me awful indigestion........so that must of been a lot, mind it had been in the fridge two days.....Tony found it hard to stay in the same room as me after, and i had to change the bedding every day.....though that had nothing to do with garlic? which reminds me i must get some more incontinence pads!!!!
Gotta go to work now, so have a lovely bank holiday weekend Sp'oon Chal
My Lully friend K.D (she doesn't want to be identified as she is on a wanted list) rang yesterday yearning for one of my lovely (top secret so don't ask for ingredients or recipe) Garlic Sandwiches, so like a true friend i went round her house and made her one, (she lives 3 streets away, i wouldn't if she had of been a couple of streets more!!), bless her she was So excited, her husband is away, and its the ideal time as she is under the thumb and he forbids her to have them normally, as her hour glass figure goes a tad pear shaped (literally) Unfortunately some of the ingredients were not my trade mark one's and she uses a spatula? to do the Chutney which traumatized me some what.....and i forgot to put an ingredient in even though it was washed and chopped ready, but i left her culinary satisfied, and even one for today..... and i returned home to find my lovely home made macaroni cheese had been polished off by another friend who hadn't eaten all day, and i was thrilled that i had satisfied two people in the space of an hour with my food, orders on a postcard please.........there are cloves and cloves and cloves of garlic in my sandwiches be warned......i put so much in mine a while back i found it painful to eat, and it gave me awful indigestion........so that must of been a lot, mind it had been in the fridge two days.....Tony found it hard to stay in the same room as me after, and i had to change the bedding every day.....though that had nothing to do with garlic? which reminds me i must get some more incontinence pads!!!!
Gotta go to work now, so have a lovely bank holiday weekend Sp'oon Chal
food fest
Did i tell you all that I'm a tad cross? someone from the film industry has found out how popular my 'Shit Bugger Fuck' is and Colin Firth uses it in 'the Kings Speak', did they ask me first? how very dare they, how rude, yes people do use it, but they have a signed agreement that when it leaves there lips they have to declare it as my saying ....... simple really.
Ooh have you noticed the lovely new design of my blog? the other Mr Barrass-Haswell did it last night, i was sleeping peacefully by the side of him, he was up til 4am......... i am going to hurt him though, what the shit bugger fuck picture has he used? bloody me wearing a 'burn it burn it' coat (it was at my 'burn it burn it ' party, we burnt 3, Ursula actually took this one home.......point made with stereo typing the mentality of the people who wear them!!!!!
Your all chomping at the bit to know whether yesterday, my lovely dinner date wore trousers or a skirt? well it was trousers, i instantly though whey hey we are going to be in the pub drinking special brew, and then i will lob her over my shoulder and we will be trolling town, she is prepared!!!! but no, it didn't happen like that, we drank j20 and orange juice and walked out quite normally, i know boring and no vast story for my blog
Some of you won't believe me when i say this, but yesterday i walked into ICELAND and did some shopping!!!!! AND i have signed up for a BONUS card AND i walked round town with an ICELAND bag, which actually wasn't that big or clever, hey you know if your on a budget its well easy as everything is rounded up to a pound or 50p...... no calculator needed, 1 spent £12.50, its a thicko friendly shop AND one of my packet of biscuits was ripped, i could either change them (they were all falling out?) OR have them for 50p, i didn't really mean to take so long deciding, holding up my Queue, but i was rather tempted to the 50p deal and nipping back round the shop picking up all the dropped ones, but i did come to the conclusion that most would be trod on and crushed, or kicked under the freezers and i would have to find a stick!!!.....Tony is appalled i have applied for a BONUS card lol...........
Now you won't believe this either but i came home on a 'Charming Chariot' unfortunately i forgot i had my ICELAND bag, shit bugger fuck if i wasn't the only one on there with a carrier!!!!! and a ICELAND one too, why oh why didn't i catch the peasant wagon? i am surprised they let me on to be honest.
Tony has just got up, and Told me he has a blog too....citing i must investigate....ooh and that if i go on my 'dashboard' i find out how many people have viewed and where from, apparently i have had people from Russia and China, and Canada.........HOLLYWOOD where is HOLLYWOOD? and i need Publishers to read my blog too
Enough for now my Lully public, but i will be back real sooon Sp'oon Chal
Ooh have you noticed the lovely new design of my blog? the other Mr Barrass-Haswell did it last night, i was sleeping peacefully by the side of him, he was up til 4am......... i am going to hurt him though, what the shit bugger fuck picture has he used? bloody me wearing a 'burn it burn it' coat (it was at my 'burn it burn it ' party, we burnt 3, Ursula actually took this one home.......point made with stereo typing the mentality of the people who wear them!!!!!
Your all chomping at the bit to know whether yesterday, my lovely dinner date wore trousers or a skirt? well it was trousers, i instantly though whey hey we are going to be in the pub drinking special brew, and then i will lob her over my shoulder and we will be trolling town, she is prepared!!!! but no, it didn't happen like that, we drank j20 and orange juice and walked out quite normally, i know boring and no vast story for my blog
Some of you won't believe me when i say this, but yesterday i walked into ICELAND and did some shopping!!!!! AND i have signed up for a BONUS card AND i walked round town with an ICELAND bag, which actually wasn't that big or clever, hey you know if your on a budget its well easy as everything is rounded up to a pound or 50p...... no calculator needed, 1 spent £12.50, its a thicko friendly shop AND one of my packet of biscuits was ripped, i could either change them (they were all falling out?) OR have them for 50p, i didn't really mean to take so long deciding, holding up my Queue, but i was rather tempted to the 50p deal and nipping back round the shop picking up all the dropped ones, but i did come to the conclusion that most would be trod on and crushed, or kicked under the freezers and i would have to find a stick!!!.....Tony is appalled i have applied for a BONUS card lol...........
Now you won't believe this either but i came home on a 'Charming Chariot' unfortunately i forgot i had my ICELAND bag, shit bugger fuck if i wasn't the only one on there with a carrier!!!!! and a ICELAND one too, why oh why didn't i catch the peasant wagon? i am surprised they let me on to be honest.
Tony has just got up, and Told me he has a blog too....citing i must investigate....ooh and that if i go on my 'dashboard' i find out how many people have viewed and where from, apparently i have had people from Russia and China, and Canada.........HOLLYWOOD where is HOLLYWOOD? and i need Publishers to read my blog too
Enough for now my Lully public, but i will be back real sooon Sp'oon Chal
Friday, 27 May 2011
Judge Judy again.....
Hi all,
Last little blog i wrote i didn't actually talk about Judge Judy, has anyone watched her? wow she is fab, love the way she tells it like it is and wipes the floor with people, so so funny, you go girl, though i ain't sure i would like her as a friend?
I am off out in a moment for lunch with a friend, yes on a bus, yesterday i got the peasant wagon 5 times, 3 times carrying a carrier from a very lovely jewelers? how silly was that? and it had lovely jewelery shop, gifts inside so wasn't just for show!!!
Well so sorry but twas brief this time, i will maybe come home with some funny stories, ooh one is that the lady i am meeting for lunch, its a birthday treat, i said i would spoil her with a tipple , but she really doesn't drink, i have told her after lunch if she is a few sheets i will throw her over my shoulder and march through town with her like that, so ideally if she could wear trousers that would be better as its been so windy lately, if not then she needs to wear her best Nik Noks, i am really excited to see what she is wearing though secretly hope its the trouser option, will report back later.
Sp'oon Chal
Last little blog i wrote i didn't actually talk about Judge Judy, has anyone watched her? wow she is fab, love the way she tells it like it is and wipes the floor with people, so so funny, you go girl, though i ain't sure i would like her as a friend?
I am off out in a moment for lunch with a friend, yes on a bus, yesterday i got the peasant wagon 5 times, 3 times carrying a carrier from a very lovely jewelers? how silly was that? and it had lovely jewelery shop, gifts inside so wasn't just for show!!!
Well so sorry but twas brief this time, i will maybe come home with some funny stories, ooh one is that the lady i am meeting for lunch, its a birthday treat, i said i would spoil her with a tipple , but she really doesn't drink, i have told her after lunch if she is a few sheets i will throw her over my shoulder and march through town with her like that, so ideally if she could wear trousers that would be better as its been so windy lately, if not then she needs to wear her best Nik Noks, i am really excited to see what she is wearing though secretly hope its the trouser option, will report back later.
Sp'oon Chal
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Judge Judy (sorry not you Aunty)
Hello, ooh your honoured, twice in one week, and i am loving your comments about my blog (though most of them i wrote), before i wrote this i wrote another one, not sure what the flip happened, but i pressed 'backspace' to correct it and all that i had written vanished!!!!!!
Have you watched Embarrassing illness's on TV? so so funny and slightly yukky too, i may of mentioned this before, but people have gangrene penis's, pussie vagina's that they have kept secret for near on thousands of years, suddenly a bloody camera crew turn up and people are whopping everything out for the nation to see? i went to the doctors surgery the other day, it was an embarrassing thing i needed to discus, new doctor too, he could see i was having trouble explaining what was wrong, so gently told me it was OK, there was a camera in the corner, and if it helped he would switch it on and we could be live on ITV, well i must say it was such a relief to know there is that service.....i was naked and poised before he had even left his seat!!!.......people all over the world are now washing more frequently, that's all it was, silly me, and i helped in three ways I'm sure of it, firstly that people now wash, secondly that a lot of people were probably dieting and were about to tuck into a naughty cake, and thirdly i reminded them to put 'cheese' on there shopping lists!!!!!
Right now to my training week in oxford, well basically the builders were in and i have a thing for public toilets, they have to be clean, private, and vaguely complete, these were not!! and unfortunately i only have to look at a cup of tea and a need a wee wee, and i only have to have a mouthful of food and need a plop...... these toilets (there were 4) had no loo seats, no toilet paper, no soap, and a menagerie of builders wandering about, also half the dividing walls were missing!!!!! honestly i was so so stressed, and if that wasn't bad enough, women on the course would say 'use ours, i will stand outside and keep guard? ooooh i really don't think so, after lunch every day was horrid i had to ASK someone to let me have a toilet roll out the ladies, which just highlighted i needed a plop, then there toilet was being used so we had to go into the 'lunching' millions and have a whip round for tissues, oh the shame......
Second to last day i saw in the end cubical......a toilet seat, i was so so happy, and after lunch ran up stairs, with a plan to go into cubical 2 to retrieve the toilet paper and then nip to cubical 4..... when i got up there, there were loads of builders, one very Lully one mopping the floor in 2 cubical, as he saw me he said 'alright mate' and 'use one of the other toilets mate cheers' and i completely forgot about needing the fudging toilet paper and marched into 4 and did the biz.......only to find no fucking paper......what now? 1 solo and very snotty tissue in my pocket later.....and i was back in the room telling everyone i had had a plop but forgot the paper so now had a 'snotty botty' .......trauma the whole week, though people did quite like it when i nipped to the toilet, as i came back with such stories........
So there we are, stories told, i guess now i need to go find Tony's tax form, walk willow and get ready for work, its been Lully sharing my stories, i will unload again real soon, i am due to travel on the peasant wagon number 17 bus soon, i do like to have my posher bag on me 'Debenhams, or Whsmiths, most have 'poundland, Wilkinson's, or iceland' bags, and i always always have my street map in my hand....... usually i get on the bus and say 'Is this the bus to blah, and can i pay by card? ooh no? sorry i don't usually travel by bus it's just my SAAB soft top is in the garage being valeted and my chauffeur is unwell today' but that's getting a tad long winded, so now i just carry a posh bag, and map......or wear my decorating clothes? which is OK on the bus (though still a tad smart) but not a good look wandering round house of Fraser!!!!!!
Sp'oon me lovelies, Sp'oon Chal
Have you watched Embarrassing illness's on TV? so so funny and slightly yukky too, i may of mentioned this before, but people have gangrene penis's, pussie vagina's that they have kept secret for near on thousands of years, suddenly a bloody camera crew turn up and people are whopping everything out for the nation to see? i went to the doctors surgery the other day, it was an embarrassing thing i needed to discus, new doctor too, he could see i was having trouble explaining what was wrong, so gently told me it was OK, there was a camera in the corner, and if it helped he would switch it on and we could be live on ITV, well i must say it was such a relief to know there is that service.....i was naked and poised before he had even left his seat!!!.......people all over the world are now washing more frequently, that's all it was, silly me, and i helped in three ways I'm sure of it, firstly that people now wash, secondly that a lot of people were probably dieting and were about to tuck into a naughty cake, and thirdly i reminded them to put 'cheese' on there shopping lists!!!!!
Right now to my training week in oxford, well basically the builders were in and i have a thing for public toilets, they have to be clean, private, and vaguely complete, these were not!! and unfortunately i only have to look at a cup of tea and a need a wee wee, and i only have to have a mouthful of food and need a plop...... these toilets (there were 4) had no loo seats, no toilet paper, no soap, and a menagerie of builders wandering about, also half the dividing walls were missing!!!!! honestly i was so so stressed, and if that wasn't bad enough, women on the course would say 'use ours, i will stand outside and keep guard? ooooh i really don't think so, after lunch every day was horrid i had to ASK someone to let me have a toilet roll out the ladies, which just highlighted i needed a plop, then there toilet was being used so we had to go into the 'lunching' millions and have a whip round for tissues, oh the shame......
Second to last day i saw in the end cubical......a toilet seat, i was so so happy, and after lunch ran up stairs, with a plan to go into cubical 2 to retrieve the toilet paper and then nip to cubical 4..... when i got up there, there were loads of builders, one very Lully one mopping the floor in 2 cubical, as he saw me he said 'alright mate' and 'use one of the other toilets mate cheers' and i completely forgot about needing the fudging toilet paper and marched into 4 and did the biz.......only to find no fucking paper......what now? 1 solo and very snotty tissue in my pocket later.....and i was back in the room telling everyone i had had a plop but forgot the paper so now had a 'snotty botty' .......trauma the whole week, though people did quite like it when i nipped to the toilet, as i came back with such stories........
So there we are, stories told, i guess now i need to go find Tony's tax form, walk willow and get ready for work, its been Lully sharing my stories, i will unload again real soon, i am due to travel on the peasant wagon number 17 bus soon, i do like to have my posher bag on me 'Debenhams, or Whsmiths, most have 'poundland, Wilkinson's, or iceland' bags, and i always always have my street map in my hand....... usually i get on the bus and say 'Is this the bus to blah, and can i pay by card? ooh no? sorry i don't usually travel by bus it's just my SAAB soft top is in the garage being valeted and my chauffeur is unwell today' but that's getting a tad long winded, so now i just carry a posh bag, and map......or wear my decorating clothes? which is OK on the bus (though still a tad smart) but not a good look wandering round house of Fraser!!!!!!
Sp'oon me lovelies, Sp'oon Chal
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Hi my lovely public, how the devil are you all? i am sat here drinking wine and listening to classical FM, so refined, so civilized, cultured, socially excluded due to the are i live (them being common, me having had a nanny!!!!)
Actually i do blend into all social circles, however yukkie and rough, or Posh and 'normal' when i travel on the 17 bus i know not to get my book out, and to randomly release a pouch of wind, and shout 'shit bugger fuck ye smelly beggars stop that immediatly' (Toned down so Auntie can read it )
Posh 'normal' society i (obviously) blend into more naturally....don't get much call for it in Swindon, i have to travel to Marlborough for such refined, civilized social behaviour, i do stroll round thinking people know i live and own property in the are, until that is last time i went and fell out the bloody bus, shouting 'FUCK' rather to loudly, they don't have language like that there though so i think i got away with it and just looked like i was Swedish or something?
Moving on, fab news for my mental welfare, myself and Mr H went to Tesco the other day, and after loading up the car, he got distracted and i was able to sort out the trolley's as where normally he won't wait, why can' t the lazy twat general public, when returning there trolley's just put them inside each other in neat rows? it pisses me off, you can get so many more in if put neatly, Tony can't bear me doing it...hence driving off...... i like Asda as they are coin operated trolleys so you have to fit them inside each other to get your money back, its a shit shop but mentally i keep quite stable after returning my trolley there!!!!!
I worked with a lady six months ago, and after doing a huge work shop she returned the trolley leaving me with her car key to get into the car.....she was gone for ages, and ages and as it was winter (all that snow) i nearly fucking froze to death as she had given me the wrong key?......only turns out she had re-organized All the fudging trolleys in Tesco, we got in the car, i said where have you been? ooh she said i can't stand it when people don't put there trolleys back properly!!!!!! well i seriously thought she was taking the piss (she was a new member of staff), turns out that no, she has it slightly worse than me (bitch) AND if her husband takes her shopping, he WAITS for her and reads the paper!!!!!!! Shake that mans hand....... i did tell her we should come one day with a flask and packed lunch, she has since left which is a shame as i was looking forward to that.
ooh a random thought, why is it, and this is more at work, that when i go out to feed the birds, before i do so i look around and there ain't a bird in sight, and i only have to open the bag or throw the first piece down and suddenly hundreds of shadows appear of bloody seagulls? where were they spying from?
My next Blog is to do with my Mandatory training in Oxford, a real Toilet Dilemma all week, had the staff i went with in reels of laughter.....great support girls, ta, i will tell you that story next time, i have a Lully bath waiting for me now, i have bored you enough....ooh and i have 9 followers now, how super duper is that.......please though if you read this and aren't a follower become one, it helps my mental state....ooh quickly has anyone watched 'Strangeways' on TV? Shit Bugger Fuck....... that David guy in the wheelchair, tip the twat out and leave him in his poo...... honestly ....he is so so little Britian....... watch it though, ooh i would not cope going there, i would be someones bitch before i have got through the door....ooh my bot bot is clenching as i type!!!!!! i would probably need stitches and all sorts of first Aid, Gee you think shopping trolleys will tip me over the edge..... I'm rocking, dribbling, and i have peed myself just thinking of being a VISITOR, mind i wouldn't mind 30 secs just to bitch slap that David
Night All.....Sp'oon Chal
Actually i do blend into all social circles, however yukkie and rough, or Posh and 'normal' when i travel on the 17 bus i know not to get my book out, and to randomly release a pouch of wind, and shout 'shit bugger fuck ye smelly beggars stop that immediatly' (Toned down so Auntie can read it )
Posh 'normal' society i (obviously) blend into more naturally....don't get much call for it in Swindon, i have to travel to Marlborough for such refined, civilized social behaviour, i do stroll round thinking people know i live and own property in the are, until that is last time i went and fell out the bloody bus, shouting 'FUCK' rather to loudly, they don't have language like that there though so i think i got away with it and just looked like i was Swedish or something?
Moving on, fab news for my mental welfare, myself and Mr H went to Tesco the other day, and after loading up the car, he got distracted and i was able to sort out the trolley's as where normally he won't wait, why can' t the lazy twat general public, when returning there trolley's just put them inside each other in neat rows? it pisses me off, you can get so many more in if put neatly, Tony can't bear me doing it...hence driving off...... i like Asda as they are coin operated trolleys so you have to fit them inside each other to get your money back, its a shit shop but mentally i keep quite stable after returning my trolley there!!!!!
I worked with a lady six months ago, and after doing a huge work shop she returned the trolley leaving me with her car key to get into the car.....she was gone for ages, and ages and as it was winter (all that snow) i nearly fucking froze to death as she had given me the wrong key?......only turns out she had re-organized All the fudging trolleys in Tesco, we got in the car, i said where have you been? ooh she said i can't stand it when people don't put there trolleys back properly!!!!!! well i seriously thought she was taking the piss (she was a new member of staff), turns out that no, she has it slightly worse than me (bitch) AND if her husband takes her shopping, he WAITS for her and reads the paper!!!!!!! Shake that mans hand....... i did tell her we should come one day with a flask and packed lunch, she has since left which is a shame as i was looking forward to that.
ooh a random thought, why is it, and this is more at work, that when i go out to feed the birds, before i do so i look around and there ain't a bird in sight, and i only have to open the bag or throw the first piece down and suddenly hundreds of shadows appear of bloody seagulls? where were they spying from?
My next Blog is to do with my Mandatory training in Oxford, a real Toilet Dilemma all week, had the staff i went with in reels of laughter.....great support girls, ta, i will tell you that story next time, i have a Lully bath waiting for me now, i have bored you enough....ooh and i have 9 followers now, how super duper is that.......please though if you read this and aren't a follower become one, it helps my mental state....ooh quickly has anyone watched 'Strangeways' on TV? Shit Bugger Fuck....... that David guy in the wheelchair, tip the twat out and leave him in his poo...... honestly ....he is so so little Britian....... watch it though, ooh i would not cope going there, i would be someones bitch before i have got through the door....ooh my bot bot is clenching as i type!!!!!! i would probably need stitches and all sorts of first Aid, Gee you think shopping trolleys will tip me over the edge..... I'm rocking, dribbling, and i have peed myself just thinking of being a VISITOR, mind i wouldn't mind 30 secs just to bitch slap that David
Night All.....Sp'oon Chal
Friday, 20 May 2011
Ooh am back with stories to tell.....
how to begin? it's been a while peeps, keep forgetting my password, hey must just tell you i have just been on a week of training in oxford, did my first aid, didn't faint, or have to leave the room!!!!! though did do quite a bit of 'la la la'-ing and have !!!! ssssh don't tell the husband, slightly nervous as going there in a couple of months..... clubbing with his bothers and sisters ..... clubbing meaning 'Dancing' i hope? Lordy lord what would Nanny say? gord if she turned in her grave because of me, she will be like like a pig on a spit.... dizzy as dizzy can be poor girl!!
Now i am trying to be very good and not swear!! dear Auntie is reading this... apparently my biggest fan, though it is hard, i must slip in the odd word, just in context and for authenticity...
Ooh gotta plumber here at the moment and to fill the radiators he had to go into our bedroom and lean over a massage table that holds all our clothes whilst the back bedroom is transformed.....ooh and he was just faced with my pants, oh the shame.
Happy times too as we put up a lovely bird box with slate roof, and a family of blue tits have purchased it, and have some little babies...... i might need to put 'SOLD' on the box as a naughty other bird was investigating it....... if only we could properly rent them out...cor we would be rich
Well gotta pay the plumber now, and go to the loo as i have held it in...can't go when strangers are in the house!!!!!! good job it wasn't a long job!... ooh not me, the plumbers work silly, you lot have terrible minds
Sp'oon Chal
Now i am trying to be very good and not swear!! dear Auntie is reading this... apparently my biggest fan, though it is hard, i must slip in the odd word, just in context and for authenticity...
Ooh gotta plumber here at the moment and to fill the radiators he had to go into our bedroom and lean over a massage table that holds all our clothes whilst the back bedroom is transformed.....ooh and he was just faced with my pants, oh the shame.
Happy times too as we put up a lovely bird box with slate roof, and a family of blue tits have purchased it, and have some little babies...... i might need to put 'SOLD' on the box as a naughty other bird was investigating it....... if only we could properly rent them out...cor we would be rich
Well gotta pay the plumber now, and go to the loo as i have held it in...can't go when strangers are in the house!!!!!! good job it wasn't a long job!... ooh not me, the plumbers work silly, you lot have terrible minds
Sp'oon Chal
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