I was pondering why people answer there phones when they are in a meeting, and act like its your fault, you should of known, or why do we answer the phone when we are just on our way out?, Yesterday i phoned a friend whilst walking to work in the rain, and promptly informed them that i couldn't speak as it was raining and my phone was getting wet????
And why is it that in the summer i couldn't keep up with feeding the birds, i was constantly filling the feeders, and Mr H said i shouldn't in the summer as they have plenty of food, but then this winter i have only been out twice, and they have hardly touched a thing? mind my fat cakes and balls were from a cheap shop, not that i frequent cheap shops (often), obviously the birds here have expensive taste?
Ive had an idea to make me rich, and maybe famous and it doesn't involve stripping down the my 'new' David Beckam pants and running round the streets of Swindon, no you see the other day myself and Mr H went to a couple of DIY shops, now i get bored very quickly in them, as Mr H likes to look at every product, we 'pop' in for a paint brush, but the next thing you know we are looking at copper piping?, guttering?, lagging?, kitchens where he opens EVERY draw or cupboard that has 'open me' on it, then we look at all the pretty screws, ooh and 'power tools are a must...............well on this said day, we had done B+Q and then went to wicks, when for the second time he was wandering round the kitchens pushing and pulling anything with a sign on, and there was a customer sat discussing i presume a kitchen to buy, with two small children, then suddenly there was a lovely bubbly member of staff leading the children off, finding them something more fun to do, WOW i thought, can i tag along too?, they ended up at the snack vending machine, and she was fab with them, i never knew you could have so much fun with a vending machine (i was very jealous) Anyway it got me thinking....... i might just go to the lions Den on TV, and ask for a couple of thousand pounds ( fifty should do it), and then i could go to said DIY stores, with a trestle table some colouring books and felt tips, couple of bottles of squash, maybe take in a vending machine on a bale carrier??? and Bobs your uncle....AND I'm not going to stop there... i will branch out for adults too because i observed people and like me there are plenty of bored 'other halves' there, i will keep you posted
Its 6am, I've been up since 3, got a chesty cold, and had a really horrid dream, anyway I've managed to dust the living room dining room and conservatory, and do a wash, and prepare the veg for our eve meal, I've steamed all my sinus's out, I've swept floors, but why is it when you try to be quiet you actually make more noise????
Well i have a slitting headache, and i think i may go back to bed, though the sun is coming up so i could trek down the garden to the compost bin and empty my kitchen waste? and i could pick up the dog poos, always easier when they are frozen!!!
Its been lovely chatting to you, i must work out how to get video clips on here and pictures, Mr H did suss it but then said it wouldn't let him?????all beyond me, i cant even use a photocopier, i had to at work at the weekend, now all paperwork is in green, and some of it is twice the size its meant to be????? the managers will go mad at 8am, thank goodness I'm off for 3 days!!!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Monday, 11 March 2013
Friday, 1 March 2013
Hello me lovely public, i write so much and yet alas i only still have 15 followers? have i not reached the prison system yet? they are always eager to befriend random people, i could be that person, to give them light at the end of there dark tunnel........
So what have i been up to? well you know i have an adventure at every turn, well then triple that if i ever visit the hospital, and i have been up there three times recently, all I'm saying is I'm having 'a procedure' done!!!! now i really wasn't born to be medically 'tampered' with and to get me through the doors involves me having to have a general anaesthetic, so you can tell now that there is drama involved in the next few paragraphs.......
My first visit was for the actual procedure..... it was only meant to be a 10 min affair, but from the time i had mentioned 'my little problem' to my doctor and she had told me she was referring me to the hospital, and explained how i was to be 'tampered' with i was on high stress alert!!! but i went anyway, only to start hyperventilating and retching (and this was walking down the corridor) so they postponed the procedure and doctor came out to tell me i could have it done under a general (Hannah you best not be laughing??), and that i would need a blood test (phobia) and a scan......EEEEEEK
So i then went back to my doctors for the blood test, of which even though i opted to lie down and La la la'd the whole time was very brave (rewarding myself with chocolate), then i had to go up the hospital for a 'fitness' test, which i did all by myself on my own, involving swabs from my nose (retch) and also swabs from my groin which i hasten to add i had to do myself????? i pay me bloody tax's!!! ooh it was like being in an episode of CSI, funnily enough though i had brushed my teeth, which the nurse informed me was DNA and that it wasn't her area, and i was quite 'unwashed' down below, not realising they were needing said sample..... might be giving a tad more germs than they bargained for!!!!!
So anyway, yesterday was trip three, and by far the worst, actually i think i know why now, because i had stopped taking Kalms and rescue remedy!!! but anyway i only decided to read the letter properly whilst in the waiting room, and it said i was to have an IVU!!!!!! well i think the other patients thought i was meant to be in the maternity suite with the heavy breathing/panting i did, and it didn't help that the ladies nattering beside me talked of blood and guts and generally sore and pussie bits...... and then a lady sat opposite me with tubes up her nose AND THEN TOOK THEM OUT!!!!!, so you see when i eventually went in i think it was quite understandable that the mere mention of 'raising my vein' 'inserting a plug thing into my vein' should send me into a hyperventilating state, into someone who threw up his lunch and thinks the reflexes of the nurse in grabbing a kidney dish and catching said sick were second to non, and eventually when said valve was in said vein where it must stay for dye to be inserted into me should render me to 'loose it' all over again filling another kidney dish, and throwing myself on the floor screaming 'im dying, all Parr the course!! HOWEVER i managed to scan, and though i may of delayed a few patients, would like to commend the staff at our hospital for there VERY patient manner..... now Ive to wait for said 'main procedure requiring a general obviously..........................
You can stop laughing now Hannah, and hope i never get to your hospital!!!!.
Well that's it for tonight, i have lots more stories to tell, so tune in again soon..............
Sp'oon Chal
So what have i been up to? well you know i have an adventure at every turn, well then triple that if i ever visit the hospital, and i have been up there three times recently, all I'm saying is I'm having 'a procedure' done!!!! now i really wasn't born to be medically 'tampered' with and to get me through the doors involves me having to have a general anaesthetic, so you can tell now that there is drama involved in the next few paragraphs.......
My first visit was for the actual procedure..... it was only meant to be a 10 min affair, but from the time i had mentioned 'my little problem' to my doctor and she had told me she was referring me to the hospital, and explained how i was to be 'tampered' with i was on high stress alert!!! but i went anyway, only to start hyperventilating and retching (and this was walking down the corridor) so they postponed the procedure and doctor came out to tell me i could have it done under a general (Hannah you best not be laughing??), and that i would need a blood test (phobia) and a scan......EEEEEEK
So i then went back to my doctors for the blood test, of which even though i opted to lie down and La la la'd the whole time was very brave (rewarding myself with chocolate), then i had to go up the hospital for a 'fitness' test, which i did all by myself on my own, involving swabs from my nose (retch) and also swabs from my groin which i hasten to add i had to do myself????? i pay me bloody tax's!!! ooh it was like being in an episode of CSI, funnily enough though i had brushed my teeth, which the nurse informed me was DNA and that it wasn't her area, and i was quite 'unwashed' down below, not realising they were needing said sample..... might be giving a tad more germs than they bargained for!!!!!
So anyway, yesterday was trip three, and by far the worst, actually i think i know why now, because i had stopped taking Kalms and rescue remedy!!! but anyway i only decided to read the letter properly whilst in the waiting room, and it said i was to have an IVU!!!!!! well i think the other patients thought i was meant to be in the maternity suite with the heavy breathing/panting i did, and it didn't help that the ladies nattering beside me talked of blood and guts and generally sore and pussie bits...... and then a lady sat opposite me with tubes up her nose AND THEN TOOK THEM OUT!!!!!, so you see when i eventually went in i think it was quite understandable that the mere mention of 'raising my vein' 'inserting a plug thing into my vein' should send me into a hyperventilating state, into someone who threw up his lunch and thinks the reflexes of the nurse in grabbing a kidney dish and catching said sick were second to non, and eventually when said valve was in said vein where it must stay for dye to be inserted into me should render me to 'loose it' all over again filling another kidney dish, and throwing myself on the floor screaming 'im dying, all Parr the course!! HOWEVER i managed to scan, and though i may of delayed a few patients, would like to commend the staff at our hospital for there VERY patient manner..... now Ive to wait for said 'main procedure requiring a general obviously..........................
You can stop laughing now Hannah, and hope i never get to your hospital!!!!.
Well that's it for tonight, i have lots more stories to tell, so tune in again soon..............
Sp'oon Chal
Wednesday, 20 February 2013
OHHHH MMYYYYYYY
Well gutted.................washing Machines........ i vote going down to the fudging river i n future!!!!! we have had to company out before, and they were fab, and he is a lovely man but they have me by the short and curlies basically as its £60 call out but they waver that if you have the work done, which is guaranteed..... but then has just come to £97......... just to tighten a couple of bolts ............. which if i had done would of cost me the £60 and would of gone wrong so would of had to re call them out not under guarantee............... Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i sort of hope it goes loose again about 5 times so we get out moneys worth!!!!!!!
AND..................
IVE HAD NO MILK FOR A CUPPA SINCE 12........ BASTARDS LAST TIME I RING THIS COMPANY!!!! ACTUALLY i should ring them and get them to pick some up!!!!! :-(
Well i never.....................
I never ever knew pizza places opened 24/7 until today when in my paper a pizza delivery man was robbed after being coaxed to an address and then robbed of his pizza (not by the occupants)..... at 4.30 in the bloody morning? ........who the hell decides to rod a pizza man at that hour and of his pizza,they didnt even take his watch or wallet???? the world is bonkers............i hope they choked on it......or it made them sick........
Oh and its 3-40 now AND STILL NO MEN???shit i could and gone out and bought one and carried it home on my back at this rate AND SAVED MONEY.......AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh and its 3-40 now AND STILL NO MEN???shit i could and gone out and bought one and carried it home on my back at this rate AND SAVED MONEY.......AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh my............. second time today
I have just seen an advert for toilet paper....... scrunch or fold? i love toilet talk, but this is going tooo far, and you can email them for a survey WHO GIVES A PLOP? ( Everyone doing the survey so thats not a good ulogy?)
And its now HALF PAST FUDGING 3 AND NO MEN??? WHEN THEY RANG I SHOULD OF SAID WHERE ARE THEY FUDGING COMING FROM???? SCOTLAND??? (IM IN THE SOUTH)
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And its now HALF PAST FUDGING 3 AND NO MEN??? WHEN THEY RANG I SHOULD OF SAID WHERE ARE THEY FUDGING COMING FROM???? SCOTLAND??? (IM IN THE SOUTH)
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
not a happy chappy
Bloody eejitts, 12-3 they said to come fix your machine and at TEN PAST FUDGING 3 THEY RING TO SAY THEY ARE ON THERE WAY!!!! im sooooo cross as this always fudging happens why when they give you a bloody slot they don't and just give you the latest fudging time??? Bang goes working with my Wed posse of ladies in the chazza shop!!!!!
:-(
:-(
Oh my....................
Im just waiting for some lovely washing repair people to come out and sort out my drum!!!! and im writing this on the laptop, and Shit,Bugger,Fuck its driving me bloody bonker, but i have no option as my iphone has broken,well the charge connection has broken so it wont charge, and you just wouldn't believe how insecure and lost i am without it, Gee and i have no ones email address's or phone numbers.Mr H sorted me out a 'spare' phone (my phone before i had an iphone which i loved ) but now i can't bear it everytime you press a fudging key it beeps an annoying beep, and i just cant remember how it functions.
Also all my notes are on the phone, so i have very little to say, ooh someone came into the chazza shop yesterday wearing a 'Burn it, Burn it' jumper type affair, and two woman at work have long sleeve tops that are bordering on 'Burn it Burn it.s'.............. anyway the woman in the chazza shop asked me a question, it was an inteligent question which i was suprised at, having so little fashion sense, she did have an ample bossom, of which i think she thought i was mesmerized by........................and you know apart from stopping at the ladies fashion rail with her and pointing out lovely tops she may fancy and hinting that we can 'rag' any of her unwanted clothes i think i was very restrained...ooh except as she left the shop i threw a huge bed throw over her shoulders......
Sp'oon Chal
Also all my notes are on the phone, so i have very little to say, ooh someone came into the chazza shop yesterday wearing a 'Burn it, Burn it' jumper type affair, and two woman at work have long sleeve tops that are bordering on 'Burn it Burn it.s'.............. anyway the woman in the chazza shop asked me a question, it was an inteligent question which i was suprised at, having so little fashion sense, she did have an ample bossom, of which i think she thought i was mesmerized by........................and you know apart from stopping at the ladies fashion rail with her and pointing out lovely tops she may fancy and hinting that we can 'rag' any of her unwanted clothes i think i was very restrained...ooh except as she left the shop i threw a huge bed throw over her shoulders......
Sp'oon Chal
Wednesday, 6 February 2013
Confused.com
Just a quickly, I have confused some of you, if not all, well I haven't but Mr H has, as he published all my Draft posts which I did about a year ago???? So Lordy lord knows what I put? I can't remember? (Sorry Aunty for anything risky)
I'm not sure I want to read ones I didn't post? I'm wasn't aware I had some drafts? Mr H did it whilst setting up my blog, you see the price you pay for having help!!!
Sp'oon Chal
I'm not sure I want to read ones I didn't post? I'm wasn't aware I had some drafts? Mr H did it whilst setting up my blog, you see the price you pay for having help!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Naughty Mr H
Well I am slightly shocked and appalled at that Husband of mine, though I guess there is a price to be paid for his help??
I have just noticed the photo he has posted on here? Ha ha bloody ha, and you know the worst thing about it is I 'pretty pleased' asked him to sort out how to post photos and videos on here, and he did, but then he didn't actually explain what I now have to do , so I am non the wiser, and unable to delete the delightful photo??? ( which was also used as a birthday card for me last year by a friend who retrieved it from Facie, again posted by said husband)
You know ( this being my FIRST marriage..... Ooh can I say that now it's gone through parliament ish) I quite like the sound of saying ' my EX Husband' ...... I always wondered what the appeal was on Jeremy Kyle!!!!
Well so now I can get photos on here, ( but still need to be shown) but I can't get videos so Mr H informs me....... We will see....
Sp'oon Chal x
I have just noticed the photo he has posted on here? Ha ha bloody ha, and you know the worst thing about it is I 'pretty pleased' asked him to sort out how to post photos and videos on here, and he did, but then he didn't actually explain what I now have to do , so I am non the wiser, and unable to delete the delightful photo??? ( which was also used as a birthday card for me last year by a friend who retrieved it from Facie, again posted by said husband)
You know ( this being my FIRST marriage..... Ooh can I say that now it's gone through parliament ish) I quite like the sound of saying ' my EX Husband' ...... I always wondered what the appeal was on Jeremy Kyle!!!!
Well so now I can get photos on here, ( but still need to be shown) but I can't get videos so Mr H informs me....... We will see....
Sp'oon Chal x
Monday, 4 February 2013
Toooo confusing for little old me!!!
Well I googled ' how to post a vid or pic on a blog' and got all the top instructions which I wrote down, all good so far, then I clicked on the icon of a photo or clipboard top of this page which I have never noticed, but then it got complicated as I had to join google+ and I had to remember my apple password and got it wrong three times as Mr H isn't around, and then I requested to be given it but had to submit more info which I didn't know!!!...... Sometimes it's just too much like hard work, ESP as I'm Mr H less...... And I have a cracking 'Burn it Burn it' picture to post.
Sp'oon Chal ( from my iPhone)
Sp'oon Chal ( from my iPhone)
Mad as a hatter!!!
Yesterday whilst I wrote my blog, I thought I would sit with Mr H watching TV, which I never do unless its Mrs Browns Boys, as generally he watches complete rubbish (very tempted to put shite but have to remember Aunty might read this? Though after yesterday she is probably down at Victoria wine!), well any way I thought I would listen to some music on my iPhone as after a year or so I have Sussed not only how to access it BUT how to buy it!! (Arc at me). Well I was sat there with headphones in, and I thought I can't get the volume up it sounds low but on the highest setting, when I noticed Mr H glaring at me and he said ' don't even go there, turn it down please, I was quite shocked he could hear it as it was very faint for me??????? Then I realised my headphones weren't even plugged into my phone!!!
Hey I'm actually writting this on my phone? Gord knows how I found it, I hope it's my blog I guess if it isn't then the person will be in touch, it's a lot quicker on here than the computer, and at the top of the page is the spell check, font type, colour etc so now when I'm on the peasant wagon I will be typing away 'live' ...... Then I will be beaten and robbed of my phone!!!! No actually most peasants have good phones, it must be a vital need of the peasant, shop in Iceland, drink special brew, wear a Burn it Burn it, HAVE AN IPHONE!!!!
Well it's my last day off today after 2 weeks and I really just don't know what to do, I am have a few friends round later for my famous garlic sandwiches, so at some point will have to go out and get 'secret' ingediants!!!!
Do feel free to write a comment, it's good to know that people read my writings, I must introduce you to Millie Mop, muck magnet, the dachshund I inherited from my father who passed away a year ago..... I will do a Millie Blog soon.... I also tried to work out how to post pictures or videos on here, so any clues from you my lovely readers would be good, keep it simple though other wise I tend to don my 'Wednesday face' .... I went on a 'call yourself a manager' course ( a Wednesday a month for about a year) even though I was just an acting supervisor for a while, and as the tutor was explaining (especially when we did group work) I donned an expression of confusion ( where regularly the tutors would say 'Alex you look confused, what don't you understand?) I took this face home with me ( on 4 bus's and two trains) and was highly regarded as my 'Wednesday face' .
Well must crack on x x
Sp'oon Chal
Hey I'm actually writting this on my phone? Gord knows how I found it, I hope it's my blog I guess if it isn't then the person will be in touch, it's a lot quicker on here than the computer, and at the top of the page is the spell check, font type, colour etc so now when I'm on the peasant wagon I will be typing away 'live' ...... Then I will be beaten and robbed of my phone!!!! No actually most peasants have good phones, it must be a vital need of the peasant, shop in Iceland, drink special brew, wear a Burn it Burn it, HAVE AN IPHONE!!!!
Well it's my last day off today after 2 weeks and I really just don't know what to do, I am have a few friends round later for my famous garlic sandwiches, so at some point will have to go out and get 'secret' ingediants!!!!
Do feel free to write a comment, it's good to know that people read my writings, I must introduce you to Millie Mop, muck magnet, the dachshund I inherited from my father who passed away a year ago..... I will do a Millie Blog soon.... I also tried to work out how to post pictures or videos on here, so any clues from you my lovely readers would be good, keep it simple though other wise I tend to don my 'Wednesday face' .... I went on a 'call yourself a manager' course ( a Wednesday a month for about a year) even though I was just an acting supervisor for a while, and as the tutor was explaining (especially when we did group work) I donned an expression of confusion ( where regularly the tutors would say 'Alex you look confused, what don't you understand?) I took this face home with me ( on 4 bus's and two trains) and was highly regarded as my 'Wednesday face' .
Well must crack on x x
Sp'oon Chal
Sunday, 3 February 2013
and we're offfffff.....................................
Well i must admit since i was last here my screen has changed?, i used to be able to change the colour of the writing, and font type? but now i don't know how, and i could do spell check but i'm not sure where that is now? Tonnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
I have such a funny story to tell, and i so so so wish i had taken a picture ( i'm a kind/caring way) but you know i have a 'mild' obsession with 'Burn it Burn it' coats ( those awful fleece coats with animals on, dogs, cats, wolves etc) well a lady walked past me wearing one and she had on dark glass's and a white stick, but she also had a badge on her 'Burn it Burn it' that said 'sight impaired' NO SHIT SHERLOCK WEARING THAT COAT!!!!! does she not clothes shop with someone to help her? poor woman gee she would probably go into anaphylactic shock if she suddenly got her sight back and saw what her friends let her walk round town in.
With Mr H's help i'm going to download a video from our holiday in Gozo last November....... its very funny so watch out for that but at the end of the clip i felt a tad stupid as i was doing SO well .
So how am i doing so far Auntie? i hope that this is alright for you? i don't want to make you blush, if i get onto a strong topic and on my soap box and i think the text may become a tad 'ripe' i may advise you go and pour yourself a Lambrini OK x x .
I went to the doctors the other day about my Sinus's and he looked up my nose with that instrument that magnifies and has a torch, now don't get me wrong but he was ages, he sort of invaded my personal space so that i felt we could kiss ( preferably not whilst looking up my nose) and the longer he was the more i had time to imagine what he was looking at which in turn made me feel a tad nauseous and want to retch!!! i'm not good with anything medical (huge understatement) but to look up a nose is just grim, i wish i had blown the bugger first!!!!
So funny , well not for the elderly, woman lacking the benefit of having done pelvic floor exercises, people who 'let go' if shocked or scared but at the 'empire' cinema the other night and reading there rules, one of them was 'refrain from going to the toilet? there obviously having a laugh are they not? you pay to see a film and can't go to wee wee, i'm half tempted to invite empire to my house and watch Les Mis except i don't want my leather three seater ruined!!! ooh though next time i go i will be checking the seat to make sure its not wet/soiled!!!! i may even have to go? but i would declare it hey i reckon if we all do that they will soon change there silly billy rules?
Can i just wish my sister a happy birthday, and that if she has given me her germs today i totally don't mind, though i have no sick time left at work so have to go in and when the staff complain i will be giving them 'YOUR NUMBER LUCIE AND ADVISING THEM ACCORDINGLY!!!'
I am going to have to go now, i will be back though soon, there is so much i haven't said, but i have to do spell check yet, i have a bath run which is going cold and i'm bursting for a poo......... ooh sooo embarrassing i went to the doc the other day ( different to sinus's) and had trauma as thought he/she may need to check my nether regions so had the whole issue of 'being clean' and wearing clean undercrackers, then just as i was leaving i needed to go a poo, and we had a bloody decorator at the top of the stairs, who had to move, and then loitered so that put me off for ages, don't even start me on my toileting issues, but anyway i managed to go but then walking there i was chewing cloth....................... SHIT Auntie its time for a glass of lambrini, gee i'm too late aren't i and your swigging from the bottle!!!! i'm so so sorry Auntie i forgot..........
Where was i ? oh look the end result was lots of drama drama and not asked to drop me pants, such a waste of worry and they were fine and clean when i got home .............. is it time i had a support worker?
i'm not sure i can get up at the moment, i'm having man bowel contractions...... to us its pain enough to be in an emergency ambulance but to you ladies out there the pain is probably on a par with dropping a cotton wool ball on your big toe!!!!!
well until next time, and sod the spell check i'm listening to Maria Callus screaming in my headphones so can't be blamed.
Sp'oon Chal x
I have such a funny story to tell, and i so so so wish i had taken a picture ( i'm a kind/caring way) but you know i have a 'mild' obsession with 'Burn it Burn it' coats ( those awful fleece coats with animals on, dogs, cats, wolves etc) well a lady walked past me wearing one and she had on dark glass's and a white stick, but she also had a badge on her 'Burn it Burn it' that said 'sight impaired' NO SHIT SHERLOCK WEARING THAT COAT!!!!! does she not clothes shop with someone to help her? poor woman gee she would probably go into anaphylactic shock if she suddenly got her sight back and saw what her friends let her walk round town in.
With Mr H's help i'm going to download a video from our holiday in Gozo last November....... its very funny so watch out for that but at the end of the clip i felt a tad stupid as i was doing SO well .
So how am i doing so far Auntie? i hope that this is alright for you? i don't want to make you blush, if i get onto a strong topic and on my soap box and i think the text may become a tad 'ripe' i may advise you go and pour yourself a Lambrini OK x x .
I went to the doctors the other day about my Sinus's and he looked up my nose with that instrument that magnifies and has a torch, now don't get me wrong but he was ages, he sort of invaded my personal space so that i felt we could kiss ( preferably not whilst looking up my nose) and the longer he was the more i had time to imagine what he was looking at which in turn made me feel a tad nauseous and want to retch!!! i'm not good with anything medical (huge understatement) but to look up a nose is just grim, i wish i had blown the bugger first!!!!
So funny , well not for the elderly, woman lacking the benefit of having done pelvic floor exercises, people who 'let go' if shocked or scared but at the 'empire' cinema the other night and reading there rules, one of them was 'refrain from going to the toilet? there obviously having a laugh are they not? you pay to see a film and can't go to wee wee, i'm half tempted to invite empire to my house and watch Les Mis except i don't want my leather three seater ruined!!! ooh though next time i go i will be checking the seat to make sure its not wet/soiled!!!! i may even have to go? but i would declare it hey i reckon if we all do that they will soon change there silly billy rules?
Can i just wish my sister a happy birthday, and that if she has given me her germs today i totally don't mind, though i have no sick time left at work so have to go in and when the staff complain i will be giving them 'YOUR NUMBER LUCIE AND ADVISING THEM ACCORDINGLY!!!'
I am going to have to go now, i will be back though soon, there is so much i haven't said, but i have to do spell check yet, i have a bath run which is going cold and i'm bursting for a poo......... ooh sooo embarrassing i went to the doc the other day ( different to sinus's) and had trauma as thought he/she may need to check my nether regions so had the whole issue of 'being clean' and wearing clean undercrackers, then just as i was leaving i needed to go a poo, and we had a bloody decorator at the top of the stairs, who had to move, and then loitered so that put me off for ages, don't even start me on my toileting issues, but anyway i managed to go but then walking there i was chewing cloth....................... SHIT Auntie its time for a glass of lambrini, gee i'm too late aren't i and your swigging from the bottle!!!! i'm so so sorry Auntie i forgot..........
Where was i ? oh look the end result was lots of drama drama and not asked to drop me pants, such a waste of worry and they were fine and clean when i got home .............. is it time i had a support worker?
i'm not sure i can get up at the moment, i'm having man bowel contractions...... to us its pain enough to be in an emergency ambulance but to you ladies out there the pain is probably on a par with dropping a cotton wool ball on your big toe!!!!!
well until next time, and sod the spell check i'm listening to Maria Callus screaming in my headphones so can't be blamed.
Sp'oon Chal x
My oh My
Well what a weekend, aren't the nights drawing in and the evening getting chili? on Friday i went to a friends house for chili,a different type of chili anyway, it was a great evening, i was a little cross actually as my friend has moved to a sight that was Swindons 'Front Garden' with the council saying they would never build on it, there was heaps of wildlife, when i lived in town i walked willow there as all this lovely country side was a two minuet walk away, but not any more, and so sad to see especially as there now is not so much demand for housing and they have halted building, and its right next too the M4 i vowed i would NEVER go there, which is bizarre as about 6 months ago i went on a bus to a town right by where they are building little did i know the bus didn't turn left at the traffic lights but merrily sailed straight on into the new 'Front Garden' estate boy oh boy i nearly went into anaflactic shock!!!!! i had to cover my eyes and say la la la la which on a bus looks a tad bonkers!!!! when i came out of the estate (in deep shock) i blooming had to walk to the town, well run, i had a meeting and was well late (very traumatic day that was!!!!!)
Anyway i digress i was in the new estate and life goes on i guess though there was a huge hum of traffic noise coming from the M4 and she isn't as near to it than some of the houses?
Anyway i digress i was in the new estate and life goes on i guess though there was a huge hum of traffic noise coming from the M4 and she isn't as near to it than some of the houses?
its been a while
Hello, i'm back, have you missed me? i dont blame you if you havent
Well i should have lots to say, but i havent been taking notes since last time, so this is all from memory? it will be short......... THE END
So Bus's, oh my days you know what riles me is when you get seats facing each other and people put their feet up on the opposite ones, people seem to have no respect or pride any more, we have about four takeaway places near us and there are ample bins but peoplestill eat there food and leave all the packaging on the benches or floor it drives me fudging potty and dont start me on the carpark a foot away where all the packaging is dumped outside there car, why? when there are bins and they could take it with them home? i bet there cars are tidy? i just dont understand peoples mentality for dropping litter?????
Ooh must tell you a funny story,
Bonkers
Well it's 3.30 am and I'm writing this from my iPhone,Mr H set it up for me ooh he is a clever man!!! I'm at work on a wake night, all my jobs are done, and I am just hanging about lol I'm not one to watch tv really and I have read for an hour so now I thought I would try this?
The more quite I try to be the louder I am? When I was a kid I was the same and I just think its because your trying to hard??
This waking night is slightly freaking me out, it's just that in January my father died during the night and I was up all night, before he died I had text people jokingly saying as he was Ill a was going to probably be up all night and it would be like being at work, and in the end I was but in horrific circumstances that I hadn't at all envisaged .... So since that time this is the first time since that I'm awake all night again and its all coming back to me a tad.....
So moving on, what have I to say? Well not a lot, I've recently started doing respite at home for adults with learning difficulties and have supported a man for three weeks, it went well, and was also very hard work, I was very structured which was good, I have lost all that now he has left, I'm considering doing it full time? Watch this space!!!
The more quite I try to be the louder I am? When I was a kid I was the same and I just think its because your trying to hard??
This waking night is slightly freaking me out, it's just that in January my father died during the night and I was up all night, before he died I had text people jokingly saying as he was Ill a was going to probably be up all night and it would be like being at work, and in the end I was but in horrific circumstances that I hadn't at all envisaged .... So since that time this is the first time since that I'm awake all night again and its all coming back to me a tad.....
So moving on, what have I to say? Well not a lot, I've recently started doing respite at home for adults with learning difficulties and have supported a man for three weeks, it went well, and was also very hard work, I was very structured which was good, I have lost all that now he has left, I'm considering doing it full time? Watch this space!!!
Thursday, 24 January 2013
I'm back...... Ish
Hi my lovely public IM BACK, thanks to Mr H who found my page and set me up to write.
I havent written for ages, and my typing is so slow i wish there was an app that enables you to write free hand and the computer copies is,though in type style as no one can read my writing!!!!!!
So, please join me and lets have a laugh, my next Post is dedicated to my sister Lucie as its her birthday today!!!
sp'oon Chal xx
I havent written for ages, and my typing is so slow i wish there was an app that enables you to write free hand and the computer copies is,though in type style as no one can read my writing!!!!!!
So, please join me and lets have a laugh, my next Post is dedicated to my sister Lucie as its her birthday today!!!
sp'oon Chal xx
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