silly gimmicks and Englands Sham

Hi now as I'm watching the tennis i will be quick, just seen an advert for a hand soap dispenser that you don't touch, because the pump bit is covered in germs???? think about it, one you have touched the pump then you wash your hands end of, we don't need a sensor hand pump !!!!!

Oh and thank goodness England have gone out, and that apart from the odd weirdo most have taken there pikey flags down, and off there cars, i can't Adam and eve footballers are paid so so so much, and then all they did was score 3-4 goals? god i hate football.......

that's all for now, i will write some funny stuff soon.

Sp'oon Chal xx

support worker saught.....

ok its official, i need help, i wonder if there is a course you can go on where they teach you to 'talk and do' at the same time? the other day whilst talking to my good husband, whilst making a cup of tea, and instead of putting sugar in i put a spoonful of coffee in!!!! and i find making a cuppa really tedious, and probably because of my concentration span, getting distracted and all that, that when i have eventually made one and then to spoil it and have to make another is just to much to bear!!!

Breath Alex breath.....

Barr humbug to football too, and yes those fudging Bugle type trumpet things they blow are very annoying, and if i was there in the crowd i would spend the whole of the match politely going up to people, snatching them off them and stamping on them, with a 'thank you' as i leave, i mention this as the radio was on about them yesterday and loose woman today whilst i write this, so I'm now on BB1 watching nze?v svk? thank goodness i don't like football and wont be watching it...no non of it, not even the England games!!!!!

well tis me dinner now, and i have to go to work in half an hour, sorry to cut you all short,i will continue my rant sooon

Sp'oon Chal xx

was I on candid camera

Would you Adam and eve it, i crossed a road earlier on a quiet deserted street, and there was a car in the distance coming towards me, (i couldn't even read the number plate) well i reached the curb, and then the driver stopped, like i was right in front of her? and then gave me a well cheesed of look yet she was still a meter away and i was on the pavement? whats that all about? and then a few steps on i didn't dive into a flower bed to make way for a lady with a double (length) buggy, even though i had 3 full bags of shopping and my width wide needed more room but being the gent i am i moved over, to what i thought was enough?(1 foot on the curb,one in the flower bed ,with my bags being snagged by the fudging brambles) but oh no that wasn't enough room for her, cor some ladies have it bad today?

Sp'oon Chal

facebook faults

Oh my goodness, i have just spent 20Min's listening to a friend and her 'Farm' that she has on face book, and how she has planted strawberries that will be ready in four hours, and what crops she has planted and when they will be ready, what animals she has and that her cows will need milking in 3 hours so she must be home, apparently quite a few people have 'Farms' and you buy and sell items to each other, as we dropped her off after being at the pictures, she had persuaded her son to get a farm as she needs a horse, and her Daughter of nine has one, which is vital so to help each other, trade items etc....... my only TWO questions are 'WHY' AND 'HOW DO PEOPLE FIND THE FUDGING TIME!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have a bowel movement without thinking I'm wasting time as so much else needs to be done!!!!!!

Right, went to see Robin Hood, not bad, i stayed awake, i didn't cry, i love Russel crow just as much, end of.......

That's all i had to say at the moment, its late, and I'm reading Julian Clary's 'Murder so fab' which is very rude (not for Auntie,Uncle,people with a naive sexual imagination, people with a week heart, people who may pee if they laughed a lot, so that counts the rest of my friends, except HELENA who only pee's when drunk!!!!!...now you all want to read it you Dirty Dirty bunch, (Auntie please if you read it though its not your type of 'mills and boom' your acclimatized to, please don't let on,i will go into anaflactic shock!!!)

Sp'oon Chal xxx