Well i would like to welcome the Korean reader to my blog, 'Proper' Korean too, how wonderful to have you reading my work, not sure if you have read my earlier blogs, And my saga over thinking i had the whole Korean Ping Pong team following me? it was in fact not the case, though from time to time 'PingPong korea' is in touch, with very bad English, and i go along with it, (its really my Sister, she is 'poorly' of mind, and troubled, and we all just have to humour her day to day, knowing that her grip on reality is thin)
So welcome...are you a publisher? i am looking to write a book, a sort of 'Memoiur' cutting out all the Bad bits of my childhood, a pamphlet then i guess, though i suppose if i made all the 'Dark' bits funny i could make it to a book?
Do you play Ping Pong? drop me a comment.....you see i have people having a read from all sorts of places, and you are all so quiet, hey ho at least you are reading my rantings.
Sp'ooon Chal
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Shopping
Hello....i went shopping, and once at the bus stop decided to wait for the 'pleasant wagon' as when the 'peasant wagon' turned up i just hadn't the energy to cope with it.......
Now i did go into town for two things, but you see before i did those 'two things' i had to trawl the charity shops, looking for books (i have over 90 at home yet to read?) and Pottery, i am into collecting Coffee pots from the 60s and 70s by the makers j+g Meakin and midwinter, there are wonderful designs, i collect coffee pots, the milk/cream jug and sugar bowl, would love also tureens as i have a thing for them, but i haven't got the space, though gord knows why i am collecting coffee pots as i don't drink coffee?
Anyway, in one charity shop they had a whole Meakin coffee set for £7 i near enough gasped, and ideally didn't want the four cups and 6 saucers, but What a bargain....slightly messed up my plans as ideally i was meant to get another bus to a DIY store, instead i got a bus home, and came back out again.
Tony ain't to pleased with my coffee set? tis my 6th set, ideally i now need a display cabinet as i am running out of room, i did try to just collect egg cups (though don't eat eggs) as smaller, but not every set has egg cups, a cousin of mine collects the same makers but in plates, which her wall is covered in? now plates are popular in most designs, but i didn't want plates esp on the wall, though again easier to store and collect....
Mr H is giving me his iPhone in August, i am going to see if i can set it up so that i can take photo's and put them on my blog? i probably can at the moment with the phone i have, but i really can't be bothered to learn and then swap phones? i always get Mr H's old phone, lovely idea of how to upgrade, though it takes me two years to get used to it and then it changes.......
So watch this space for Pic's coming soon, a lot of pottery, 'Burn it Burn it' coats, Bus's.....
Sp'oon Chal
Now i did go into town for two things, but you see before i did those 'two things' i had to trawl the charity shops, looking for books (i have over 90 at home yet to read?) and Pottery, i am into collecting Coffee pots from the 60s and 70s by the makers j+g Meakin and midwinter, there are wonderful designs, i collect coffee pots, the milk/cream jug and sugar bowl, would love also tureens as i have a thing for them, but i haven't got the space, though gord knows why i am collecting coffee pots as i don't drink coffee?
Anyway, in one charity shop they had a whole Meakin coffee set for £7 i near enough gasped, and ideally didn't want the four cups and 6 saucers, but What a bargain....slightly messed up my plans as ideally i was meant to get another bus to a DIY store, instead i got a bus home, and came back out again.
Tony ain't to pleased with my coffee set? tis my 6th set, ideally i now need a display cabinet as i am running out of room, i did try to just collect egg cups (though don't eat eggs) as smaller, but not every set has egg cups, a cousin of mine collects the same makers but in plates, which her wall is covered in? now plates are popular in most designs, but i didn't want plates esp on the wall, though again easier to store and collect....
Mr H is giving me his iPhone in August, i am going to see if i can set it up so that i can take photo's and put them on my blog? i probably can at the moment with the phone i have, but i really can't be bothered to learn and then swap phones? i always get Mr H's old phone, lovely idea of how to upgrade, though it takes me two years to get used to it and then it changes.......
So watch this space for Pic's coming soon, a lot of pottery, 'Burn it Burn it' coats, Bus's.....
Sp'oon Chal
Monday, 18 July 2011
Ooh new reader?
Ooh Hello to the reader in the Ukraine!!!! welcome aboard, hope you enjoy what i write? and if you are a publisher let me know as i want to write a book? at one time i thought that the whole of the Korean Ping Pong team were reading my blog, and had high hopes there might of been a publisher amongst one of them, but there wasn't, in fact there wasn't even a Ping Pong team? i was very traumatised for a while, which reminds me i must send my sister my 'Therapy' bills (not my regular life long ones because that amounts to millions....my Parents will get those? just my blog ones!!!
Anyway hello to the Ukraine, hope your looking forward to my trip to town stories later?
Sp'oon Chal
Anyway hello to the Ukraine, hope your looking forward to my trip to town stories later?
Sp'oon Chal
going out?
OK all, I'm going out!!!! i am going by bus, several place's to get wood wax and to wander round the town with the poor people, adding a little 'wealth and class' to Swindon town centre, the Mayor WILL be pleased!!!
I am going on the peasant wagon as i am in that kind of a mood? AND i am taking my book?, gosh i am such a wind up'
I won't be going in Marks and Spencer's as i am wearing trainers, and i still haven't purchased one of their bags for life yet, nor a store card?, sod it I'm changing into my shoes and Chino's and will do it today!!!!
Watch out for my stories of my day out...coming soooon
Sp'oon Chal
I am going on the peasant wagon as i am in that kind of a mood? AND i am taking my book?, gosh i am such a wind up'
I won't be going in Marks and Spencer's as i am wearing trainers, and i still haven't purchased one of their bags for life yet, nor a store card?, sod it I'm changing into my shoes and Chino's and will do it today!!!!
Watch out for my stories of my day out...coming soooon
Sp'oon Chal
looking for a reation!!!!
Ooh you got to laugh?, My blog about people moaning about my Blog was true, but ideally to them and anyone that hasn't the time to read them is 'bothered?' i was hoping that by writing i was only going to write Quarterly, and 500 words would cause a huge out cry? not a sniff of a comment on the wind? SO IS THAT WHAT YOU LOT REALLY WANT?......CHEERs!!!!
I haven't that much to say today really, nothing outrageous has happened, i haven't been on a bus for ages, nor round the town my life is dull and pointless (violin music playing).
I am going camping soon with Mr H and willow the dog..... can hardly control my excitement, i feel i am a tad too old for camping esp England, and with a bad back? and they have a 'Quite zone' of 10pm-8am, goodness me i hope its not too quiet as all three of us have terrible wind (sorry Mr H for including you?, but you wake me with yours!!!) And i am slightly worried about trying to turn over at night with my back cos i moan? i don't do keeping still, ......i can see me in a hotel on the second night!!!! actually sod that, it will be half way through the first!!!!!
Sp'oon Chal
I haven't that much to say today really, nothing outrageous has happened, i haven't been on a bus for ages, nor round the town my life is dull and pointless (violin music playing).
I am going camping soon with Mr H and willow the dog..... can hardly control my excitement, i feel i am a tad too old for camping esp England, and with a bad back? and they have a 'Quite zone' of 10pm-8am, goodness me i hope its not too quiet as all three of us have terrible wind (sorry Mr H for including you?, but you wake me with yours!!!) And i am slightly worried about trying to turn over at night with my back cos i moan? i don't do keeping still, ......i can see me in a hotel on the second night!!!! actually sod that, it will be half way through the first!!!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Front Gardens
You may notice there is a heading for this subject, but no write up? there was, but twas too colourful so all on my own. by my self i thought i could change the colouring?... and deleted it by mistake ...should of waited for Mr H!!!!! will be re written in December.
Gosh its a pain having to count the words? Should of put 50, a lot quicker!!!!!
Sp'oon (Dec) Chal
Gosh its a pain having to count the words? Should of put 50, a lot quicker!!!!!
Sp'oon (Dec) Chal
The general feeling is............
I have spoke to a few people who get my blog via e-mail, and they have generally said i send to many and i write to much, and they ain't got time to read it?........ i will now be only writing Quarterly and max 500 words........
Sp' Dec Chal
Sp' Dec Chal
Friday, 15 July 2011
chinese lanterns
Hi all,
This is just a plea, Chinese Lanterns that are lit and launched into the night sky i believe should be banned!!!!
They are Environmentally terrible cause havoc with livestock and waterways, they get caught in tree's and are a real fire risk to woodland, crops, Houses.
At first i myself thought they were wonderful, and last new Year went to a friends to celebrate the new year and we launched some, yes they do look wonderful in the night sky, but having giving it more thought, they are terrible...... think if you had a thatched cottage and one came down?
So please for the Environment, safety, and Natures Sake, lets STOP them now!!!
Sp'oon Chal
This is just a plea, Chinese Lanterns that are lit and launched into the night sky i believe should be banned!!!!
They are Environmentally terrible cause havoc with livestock and waterways, they get caught in tree's and are a real fire risk to woodland, crops, Houses.
At first i myself thought they were wonderful, and last new Year went to a friends to celebrate the new year and we launched some, yes they do look wonderful in the night sky, but having giving it more thought, they are terrible...... think if you had a thatched cottage and one came down?
So please for the Environment, safety, and Natures Sake, lets STOP them now!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
POISONED!!!!!!!
Hi me lovelies,
Would you Adam and Eve it? Myself and Mr H had a lovely evening meal sat outside last evening, Until we tasted the Mushrooms? Ooh they really tasted of washing up liquid? Mr H then spat his drink out in a sudden realization that two days earlier he had used the Wok, and then before washing it out had squirted some washing up liquid into it then forgotten about it?.....came to it yesterday forgetting and happily fried the mushrooms in said Oil and Lully washing up liquid?.....Top Chef that Mr H!!!!!
Oh And well you couldn't of planned this, on Saturday we went to an Arts Festival in Swindon, we met some friends, and some of their friends, and Children, and with deck chairs and hampers etc marched of to find said Lully spot , now generally i am one to try to make a good impression straight away, The Drug Dog that made a b-line for me sort of put a halt on that!!!!
Now me being Naive thought ' what a lovely friendly dog' ...... well a full park of people, and 5 adults, 3 children all watched as i was searched, Actually i found it very interesting never having had it done before, though pulling out my snotty tissue wasn't overly great, The officers were great and my coat i brought has hundreds of zips which slightly delayed proceedings (as day became night, and we missed half the music, my back went into spasm, the kids started to whinge, you get the gist?) AND i found that i have a huge zip that isn't a pocket, but in fact a meshed vent? well done Mr Drug squad man!!!!
And the funny thing is the more you try to proclaim your innocence, the more dodge you actually look!!!
You will all be happy to know all was fine, no stretch in strangeways hurrah, i think it was either the dog Biscuits i have on my dog walks (not just randomly as snacks?) or the fact i had worn the same Pants for 3 days, that the dog took an interest? though later on i walked past the officers again, they had a different dog ,and with the reassurance from the officers not to re- search me set the dog on me? and it just wasn't interested in me in the slightest,
To be honest i quite liked being patted down and a man in uniform going through my pockets, it seemed such a waste of being in a wooded area, as so many people about and he wasn't cute of built like a brick out house?...hey ho.....
Ooh the festival was quite good, BUT the fireworks were AMAZING, and i don't as a rule do fireworks!!!!
So there we go, its my day off today, i worked the whole weekend, my back was as good as gold, even with a dodge start on Fri......then last night it went again, so today when i have to get into 'Susie homemaker' mode and the garden to do, Decorating, etc etc, i am actually in Agony!!!! and whilst writing this have actually walked round the room 6 times!!!!!..... i must go now and start my Chores.....i may be back later?
Sp'oon Chal
Would you Adam and Eve it? Myself and Mr H had a lovely evening meal sat outside last evening, Until we tasted the Mushrooms? Ooh they really tasted of washing up liquid? Mr H then spat his drink out in a sudden realization that two days earlier he had used the Wok, and then before washing it out had squirted some washing up liquid into it then forgotten about it?.....came to it yesterday forgetting and happily fried the mushrooms in said Oil and Lully washing up liquid?.....Top Chef that Mr H!!!!!
Oh And well you couldn't of planned this, on Saturday we went to an Arts Festival in Swindon, we met some friends, and some of their friends, and Children, and with deck chairs and hampers etc marched of to find said Lully spot , now generally i am one to try to make a good impression straight away, The Drug Dog that made a b-line for me sort of put a halt on that!!!!
Now me being Naive thought ' what a lovely friendly dog' ...... well a full park of people, and 5 adults, 3 children all watched as i was searched, Actually i found it very interesting never having had it done before, though pulling out my snotty tissue wasn't overly great, The officers were great and my coat i brought has hundreds of zips which slightly delayed proceedings (as day became night, and we missed half the music, my back went into spasm, the kids started to whinge, you get the gist?) AND i found that i have a huge zip that isn't a pocket, but in fact a meshed vent? well done Mr Drug squad man!!!!
And the funny thing is the more you try to proclaim your innocence, the more dodge you actually look!!!
You will all be happy to know all was fine, no stretch in strangeways hurrah, i think it was either the dog Biscuits i have on my dog walks (not just randomly as snacks?) or the fact i had worn the same Pants for 3 days, that the dog took an interest? though later on i walked past the officers again, they had a different dog ,and with the reassurance from the officers not to re- search me set the dog on me? and it just wasn't interested in me in the slightest,
To be honest i quite liked being patted down and a man in uniform going through my pockets, it seemed such a waste of being in a wooded area, as so many people about and he wasn't cute of built like a brick out house?...hey ho.....
Ooh the festival was quite good, BUT the fireworks were AMAZING, and i don't as a rule do fireworks!!!!
So there we go, its my day off today, i worked the whole weekend, my back was as good as gold, even with a dodge start on Fri......then last night it went again, so today when i have to get into 'Susie homemaker' mode and the garden to do, Decorating, etc etc, i am actually in Agony!!!! and whilst writing this have actually walked round the room 6 times!!!!!..... i must go now and start my Chores.....i may be back later?
Sp'oon Chal
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Medical Matters.....
Hello All,
Blogs ago i mentioned the programme 'Embarrassing Illnesses, and How you can go live on TV with your Web cam, and all your Yukky poorly bits, flashing them to the world.....Well i watched it the other day, and to be honest it was well informative....slightly yukky in places and i had to turn the channel over or go 'La La La' with my fingers in my ears, I have come to the conclusion that the whiff of a med procedure and I'm off to Switzerland!!!!!
And you know i keep seeing people with tubes up there nose, now I'm sorry i know its not nice for them except for maybe keeping them alive, but stay home!!! i was in the Doctors today (for work, don't worry i am fine!!) and the woman in front of me at the desk was all tubed up, with a power/air/liquid/food/Booze pack on her back, you know the more i tried to focus away from her the more a stared at her tubes? And just thinking things like 'how far in do they go? what happens when she sneezes?, does she have to take them out to clean them? how does she pick her nose?.....well i tell you by the time i got to the blooming desk i was feeling very faint and was pale, i was very close to needing to see a Doctor!!!!
Also My next door neighbour had her cataracts done the other week, she is in her 70's and don't ask me why but i asked 'Ooh what do they do?' Bloody stupid thing to ask, within seconds i was leaning on the fence pleading with her to shut up, but not one to be side tracked she ploughed on in great detail, i even mentioned how wonderful her Begonia's looked to try to distract her ? and i hate begonia's!!!!
She was funny though because she matter of fact said it was OK??????? and either that or go blind?...... now i am sorry but i would be completely with white stick, guide dog etc.......
Well now i feel quite ill, i am going to go, no guilt trip but does anyone anywhere actually read this shite i ramble on about? and is anyone actually bloody interested?......i actually would love to write a book, but by now i thought i might of caught the eye of an Author? i have the option to place my ramblings on Twitter, but having forgotten my password etc its a lost cause!!!!!
Hey, will be in touch soon, and if you are one of the people who venture out with tubes up your nose? Stop it, stay in!!!! There were two in Tesco the other week TWO, both in mobility Chariots, i nearly pointed out that tesco deliver didn't they know? followed me round the store they did (obviously intentionally) Quite put me off the plot of shopping, i came home with all sorts of shite, oblivious to picking up any of it!!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Blogs ago i mentioned the programme 'Embarrassing Illnesses, and How you can go live on TV with your Web cam, and all your Yukky poorly bits, flashing them to the world.....Well i watched it the other day, and to be honest it was well informative....slightly yukky in places and i had to turn the channel over or go 'La La La' with my fingers in my ears, I have come to the conclusion that the whiff of a med procedure and I'm off to Switzerland!!!!!
And you know i keep seeing people with tubes up there nose, now I'm sorry i know its not nice for them except for maybe keeping them alive, but stay home!!! i was in the Doctors today (for work, don't worry i am fine!!) and the woman in front of me at the desk was all tubed up, with a power/air/liquid/food/Booze pack on her back, you know the more i tried to focus away from her the more a stared at her tubes? And just thinking things like 'how far in do they go? what happens when she sneezes?, does she have to take them out to clean them? how does she pick her nose?.....well i tell you by the time i got to the blooming desk i was feeling very faint and was pale, i was very close to needing to see a Doctor!!!!
Also My next door neighbour had her cataracts done the other week, she is in her 70's and don't ask me why but i asked 'Ooh what do they do?' Bloody stupid thing to ask, within seconds i was leaning on the fence pleading with her to shut up, but not one to be side tracked she ploughed on in great detail, i even mentioned how wonderful her Begonia's looked to try to distract her ? and i hate begonia's!!!!
She was funny though because she matter of fact said it was OK??????? and either that or go blind?...... now i am sorry but i would be completely with white stick, guide dog etc.......
Well now i feel quite ill, i am going to go, no guilt trip but does anyone anywhere actually read this shite i ramble on about? and is anyone actually bloody interested?......i actually would love to write a book, but by now i thought i might of caught the eye of an Author? i have the option to place my ramblings on Twitter, but having forgotten my password etc its a lost cause!!!!!
Hey, will be in touch soon, and if you are one of the people who venture out with tubes up your nose? Stop it, stay in!!!! There were two in Tesco the other week TWO, both in mobility Chariots, i nearly pointed out that tesco deliver didn't they know? followed me round the store they did (obviously intentionally) Quite put me off the plot of shopping, i came home with all sorts of shite, oblivious to picking up any of it!!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Fancy That......
Hello again, i have to just let you know i think i have a secret admirer? i know its hard to believe, and all VERY exciting though i am married?
It's really lovely and unpredictable.......
Actually tis all wrong......i meet an old lady at the bus stop, She gives the image of old fashioned, she wears a headscarf, she is probably in her 80's, and i can picture her with a cake stand and a nice piece of batternburg, and Cup of tea in tea cup and saucer......chatting to her DAUGHTER about what a 'nice young man' i am!!! Her daughter is really nice, they have a shopping trolley which slightly makes my twitch accentuate!!! but we have a chat, and i do tend to go into little old lady mode
I personally think mum has her sights on me as a suitable husband, The daughter is a tad old before her time but that can be ironed out, she looks like she has never been clubbing, or even tasted Alcohol, nor been on holiday abroad? i want to use her, drag her away from her bubble of a life , dress her in some modern clothes, take her to places she has never been (the cinema, paint balling, TK Maxx) feed her on ready meals and get her pissed!!!! ...........and when i have lulled her into a false sense of security, tell her a chomp from a different meadow, i take the pollen from a different flower, i make bread from a different recipe....you get my drift!!!! .......
Actually whilst talking at the bus stop, i might just casually mention Mr H? though i will have to be gentle, they look like they only watch Midsummer murders, and count down, and Miss Marple, Mum is elderly it could be too much of a shock to her?
Moving on, a good friend of mine's Mother who spoke very little English, used to call me the 'lovely blond boy' and used to hint at me and her getting it together?, she used to tell her i was gay, the mother would have non of it, and swat the suggestion away, saying, 'NO, he is to nice to be like that!!!!
I worked with a lady once from foreign parts who saw my wedding band, and asked if i was married, i replied 'yes to a man' She gasped..and said 'NO'? 'BUT WHY'?....'YOU LIKE'?... slightly took me by surprise, and them she stared at me for ages and we didn't speak for a while? luckily it all turned out fine in the end, .....it was never mentioned again during our shift together, when she said 'YOU LIKE', i really wanted to say 'Hell no, but what else is there? ..i had so many funny answers to that....... Too funny.
i will keep you up to date on how my 'Bus trip adventures progress OK?
Sp'oon Chal
It's really lovely and unpredictable.......
Actually tis all wrong......i meet an old lady at the bus stop, She gives the image of old fashioned, she wears a headscarf, she is probably in her 80's, and i can picture her with a cake stand and a nice piece of batternburg, and Cup of tea in tea cup and saucer......chatting to her DAUGHTER about what a 'nice young man' i am!!! Her daughter is really nice, they have a shopping trolley which slightly makes my twitch accentuate!!! but we have a chat, and i do tend to go into little old lady mode
I personally think mum has her sights on me as a suitable husband, The daughter is a tad old before her time but that can be ironed out, she looks like she has never been clubbing, or even tasted Alcohol, nor been on holiday abroad? i want to use her, drag her away from her bubble of a life , dress her in some modern clothes, take her to places she has never been (the cinema, paint balling, TK Maxx) feed her on ready meals and get her pissed!!!! ...........and when i have lulled her into a false sense of security, tell her a chomp from a different meadow, i take the pollen from a different flower, i make bread from a different recipe....you get my drift!!!! .......
Actually whilst talking at the bus stop, i might just casually mention Mr H? though i will have to be gentle, they look like they only watch Midsummer murders, and count down, and Miss Marple, Mum is elderly it could be too much of a shock to her?
Moving on, a good friend of mine's Mother who spoke very little English, used to call me the 'lovely blond boy' and used to hint at me and her getting it together?, she used to tell her i was gay, the mother would have non of it, and swat the suggestion away, saying, 'NO, he is to nice to be like that!!!!
I worked with a lady once from foreign parts who saw my wedding band, and asked if i was married, i replied 'yes to a man' She gasped..and said 'NO'? 'BUT WHY'?....'YOU LIKE'?... slightly took me by surprise, and them she stared at me for ages and we didn't speak for a while? luckily it all turned out fine in the end, .....it was never mentioned again during our shift together, when she said 'YOU LIKE', i really wanted to say 'Hell no, but what else is there? ..i had so many funny answers to that....... Too funny.
i will keep you up to date on how my 'Bus trip adventures progress OK?
Sp'oon Chal
Monday, 4 July 2011
Hello my Lully Public....
Hi, I'm back!!!! Did you miss me? Now i have just got to say there should be a 'Charge' for the 'not so new' fashion of wearing your trousers below your bottom!!! it should be under 'Public Indesency' Especially when the Pants are old, or as i saw the other day you get a sweaty bottom, that is just terrible, and if i hadn't been in a car i would of bloody told them!!!!!, i have however seen two men with bloody fit bodies and that looks OK, but spotty teenagers with scaggy pants...PULL THEM UP!!
I will tell you that the other week we went to Longleat (Lord Bath) Fab day, we went round the huge house, and the last thing was this sweeping staircase which 500 years ago would of been grand, i had to reenact Downton Abbey, and grabbed Mr H's Arm and we swept down it and i introduced ourselves ( the staircase area was empty) when i got to the bottom i then noticed a tour guide sat on a stool? i felt a right plonker.
I did take some top tips home with me, and we went in the maze, now last time i went in the maze i went in supporting 3 people with learning Difficulties ten years ago, and we got lost and they got crosser and crosser and i got in a right panic trying to find the exit, well this time, Mr H took me down one path, up another and we were at the middle? i was absolutely Gutted and so so angry with him and still to this day don't believe he had never been in it before? I of course stormed off through the easy exit,Mr H got lost and took half a bloody hour, and when he eventually came out told me there were couples in there playing hide and seek, and things like that.....BULLY FOR THEM was my reply, Completely killed my mood.
OOH can i ask what happened to people using steering wheel locks now a days? i saw one yesterday but people don't generally ?or am i wrong? they were all the rage? why don't people use them? answers please.
Well my Public, The dog (Willow) is lying by my side, i promised her a walk before i started this? she is making some HORRID smells so personally think she needs to go out!!!!
Will Write again soon, and if you fancy becoming a follower FAB or if you would like to leave a comment, or get me talking about a specific subject, please leave a comment.
Sp'oon Chal
I will tell you that the other week we went to Longleat (Lord Bath) Fab day, we went round the huge house, and the last thing was this sweeping staircase which 500 years ago would of been grand, i had to reenact Downton Abbey, and grabbed Mr H's Arm and we swept down it and i introduced ourselves ( the staircase area was empty) when i got to the bottom i then noticed a tour guide sat on a stool? i felt a right plonker.
I did take some top tips home with me, and we went in the maze, now last time i went in the maze i went in supporting 3 people with learning Difficulties ten years ago, and we got lost and they got crosser and crosser and i got in a right panic trying to find the exit, well this time, Mr H took me down one path, up another and we were at the middle? i was absolutely Gutted and so so angry with him and still to this day don't believe he had never been in it before? I of course stormed off through the easy exit,Mr H got lost and took half a bloody hour, and when he eventually came out told me there were couples in there playing hide and seek, and things like that.....BULLY FOR THEM was my reply, Completely killed my mood.
OOH can i ask what happened to people using steering wheel locks now a days? i saw one yesterday but people don't generally ?or am i wrong? they were all the rage? why don't people use them? answers please.
Well my Public, The dog (Willow) is lying by my side, i promised her a walk before i started this? she is making some HORRID smells so personally think she needs to go out!!!!
Will Write again soon, and if you fancy becoming a follower FAB or if you would like to leave a comment, or get me talking about a specific subject, please leave a comment.
Sp'oon Chal
Summer loving.................
Hi Everyone,
Wow it has been a while has it not? i was going to write something last week but put my back out?, ooh the stories i am about to tell, laugh a long with me please.... Blooming last Tue it went and i tell you i sounded just like Sharapova walking about or trying to get up stairs for the toilet, Took blooming ages too, Tue i just cleaned the bathroom as on Thu the In-laws were visiting, i tend to put everything outside the room whilst i clean, and on one trip up the stairs i went up on all fours, as i got to the top it went into spasm, so as i was lying there i noticed the toilet roll holder was filthy so gave it a clean, i hadn't often, if ever seen It from that angle it was filthy!!!!!
I walked down the street another day and every now and then it would go into spasm, making me jolt, yell out? well it would happen when this man was walking past me, poor bloke near pooed himself as just as he got to me i jolted and yelped, i think he thought i was going to attack him?
Then i went to town and used a public toilet, now if you have ever put your back out, you will know that raising a buttock, to wipe ones bot bot is a very difficult, painful procedure (i have been rather crusty most of the week!!!) Anyway, picture this, Public toilet in a shopping centre, and trying to do my personal care, and the back spasm's, i am sorry but that little twinge stopped the procedure, the thought of me not being able to get off the toilet and have to call for help with me pants round my ankles funnily didn't appeal, and so yes i wandered round town soiled and stinky, which in my opinion was a much better option!!!!!
On Thu Tony had me help him do the Food Shop bear in mind i could hardly walk, and that once i got in the car i couldn't shut the door, great 'Caring' idea of his, TWO fudging hours with me every other step making an involuntary yelp drawing a standard amount of attention..... we get home at 8pm, they are due at 10, and we had to move our king size bed into the other room!!!!! i tell you, so so funny we got it a bit collapsed, and then his ma and pa came, i by this time was in agony and couldn't feel my legs, his dad turns up with a groin injury, to see us move was hysterical, his ma had to help put the bed back together.....so so funny.....
I am a little better now, i have done lots of exercises, luckily i had last week off to watch the tennis, and the worst thing you can do for a bad back is stay in one position to long....nightmare week!!!! Dam good tennis though with fab Finals my people won.....fab
Well what else have i too tell you? ooh yes talking of toilet's i was at work,( Residential setting) and i raised ones bottom cheek to wipe ones bottom and the fudging seat fitting snapped, myself and the seat went veering to the right and we both ended up wedged between the bath and the toilet, not a good look, there was a fair bit of noise, yet when i eventually composed myself and came out of the toilet carrying the said seat, staff, Guests and parents were miffed why i would be holding such item? and they didn't hear a thing, i did however Chastise them for not coming running, though again quite relieved really as another situ with pants round the ankles look....not one to share I'm afraid!!!!!
Hey i need to tell you more stories but i have to go to work, well eat, do my 'back' exercises then go to work, but hopefully will continue tonight, or tomorrow? so don't go far!!!
Sp'oon Chal
Wow it has been a while has it not? i was going to write something last week but put my back out?, ooh the stories i am about to tell, laugh a long with me please.... Blooming last Tue it went and i tell you i sounded just like Sharapova walking about or trying to get up stairs for the toilet, Took blooming ages too, Tue i just cleaned the bathroom as on Thu the In-laws were visiting, i tend to put everything outside the room whilst i clean, and on one trip up the stairs i went up on all fours, as i got to the top it went into spasm, so as i was lying there i noticed the toilet roll holder was filthy so gave it a clean, i hadn't often, if ever seen It from that angle it was filthy!!!!!
I walked down the street another day and every now and then it would go into spasm, making me jolt, yell out? well it would happen when this man was walking past me, poor bloke near pooed himself as just as he got to me i jolted and yelped, i think he thought i was going to attack him?
Then i went to town and used a public toilet, now if you have ever put your back out, you will know that raising a buttock, to wipe ones bot bot is a very difficult, painful procedure (i have been rather crusty most of the week!!!) Anyway, picture this, Public toilet in a shopping centre, and trying to do my personal care, and the back spasm's, i am sorry but that little twinge stopped the procedure, the thought of me not being able to get off the toilet and have to call for help with me pants round my ankles funnily didn't appeal, and so yes i wandered round town soiled and stinky, which in my opinion was a much better option!!!!!
On Thu Tony had me help him do the Food Shop bear in mind i could hardly walk, and that once i got in the car i couldn't shut the door, great 'Caring' idea of his, TWO fudging hours with me every other step making an involuntary yelp drawing a standard amount of attention..... we get home at 8pm, they are due at 10, and we had to move our king size bed into the other room!!!!! i tell you, so so funny we got it a bit collapsed, and then his ma and pa came, i by this time was in agony and couldn't feel my legs, his dad turns up with a groin injury, to see us move was hysterical, his ma had to help put the bed back together.....so so funny.....
I am a little better now, i have done lots of exercises, luckily i had last week off to watch the tennis, and the worst thing you can do for a bad back is stay in one position to long....nightmare week!!!! Dam good tennis though with fab Finals my people won.....fab
Well what else have i too tell you? ooh yes talking of toilet's i was at work,( Residential setting) and i raised ones bottom cheek to wipe ones bottom and the fudging seat fitting snapped, myself and the seat went veering to the right and we both ended up wedged between the bath and the toilet, not a good look, there was a fair bit of noise, yet when i eventually composed myself and came out of the toilet carrying the said seat, staff, Guests and parents were miffed why i would be holding such item? and they didn't hear a thing, i did however Chastise them for not coming running, though again quite relieved really as another situ with pants round the ankles look....not one to share I'm afraid!!!!!
Hey i need to tell you more stories but i have to go to work, well eat, do my 'back' exercises then go to work, but hopefully will continue tonight, or tomorrow? so don't go far!!!
Sp'oon Chal
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