For all those worried i am home? had a lovely curry, now i write no more, it will be rubbish, not because i am 3 sheets, but exhausted, and looks like mine don't come from lack of sleep......how unlucky am i? i ain't even got lack of sleep to blame my looks on
Sp'oon Chal
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Saturday, 11 June 2011
Lully
Oh my days, go on my face book page, read my wall, i have posted all definitions on there, for people reading this in India, i mean no insult, Actually it can generally relate to the size of a man's willy, if it is small it's Lully....... though its just a Lully, not a Lully willy, ooh I'm digging deeper, Gosh I'm going camping soon in a naturists place and i am so so going to see some Lully Willies.......Fuck I'm not sure i can go now (i am going to be fully clothed, and loving the clouds by the end of it!!!!
Just to counted balance 'Penis' talk it also means 'Louise' xxxxx
Sp'oon Chal
Just to counted balance 'Penis' talk it also means 'Louise' xxxxx
Sp'oon Chal
Just to say.......
Later, well in about 3 hours i am off to the pub with some friends, then at 9pm i am off to another pub with some other friends....i MAY be slightly 3 sheets by closing, Ssssh don't tell Mr H he worries about me getting home safely.... I would however like to take this sober moment to appologise for anything i write later whilst under the influence......and for my spellings? i hope however i will just come home and go straight to bed?
I am at present having my lunch, Ssssh don't tell Mr H again, but its a sandwich with A HELL OF A LOT OF GARLIC IN!!!!!!! so much so that i might need A+E soon!!!! lovely i am literally eating as much as possible whilst he is away......though ideally just after having lunch he so so need not return til next Easter!!!!!, he will come home and complain the bedding stinks, that i stink, the house stinks, and is freezing cold as all the windows are open, or it stinks of Joss sticks because they are closed!!!
I could just go round smelling myself, and i quite often after handling Garlic am found standing with my fingers by my nose and a glazed, contented expression upon my face......... or after Burping breathing in deeply
Oooh so funny as you might of noticed i say 'lully' a lot (meaning lovely) Well i went to work in the Charity shop today and when the Manager saw me she laid ooh how Lully Lully is this, Shit i laughed for ages, and i will tell you origin of how i say it....... i started to say it from my friend who said it who worked with a lady who couldn't say lovely but just said 'lully' she is a wonderful woman and See's everything as Lully, i never got to ask Karen at the shop if she knew the lady?.......i only know two other people that say it and that's because of me!!!!! .......doesn't sound so good when in big meetings though...be warned.
Sp'oon my Lully public, and remember i may be slightly trolleyed......xxx
I am at present having my lunch, Ssssh don't tell Mr H again, but its a sandwich with A HELL OF A LOT OF GARLIC IN!!!!!!! so much so that i might need A+E soon!!!! lovely i am literally eating as much as possible whilst he is away......though ideally just after having lunch he so so need not return til next Easter!!!!!, he will come home and complain the bedding stinks, that i stink, the house stinks, and is freezing cold as all the windows are open, or it stinks of Joss sticks because they are closed!!!
I could just go round smelling myself, and i quite often after handling Garlic am found standing with my fingers by my nose and a glazed, contented expression upon my face......... or after Burping breathing in deeply
Oooh so funny as you might of noticed i say 'lully' a lot (meaning lovely) Well i went to work in the Charity shop today and when the Manager saw me she laid ooh how Lully Lully is this, Shit i laughed for ages, and i will tell you origin of how i say it....... i started to say it from my friend who said it who worked with a lady who couldn't say lovely but just said 'lully' she is a wonderful woman and See's everything as Lully, i never got to ask Karen at the shop if she knew the lady?.......i only know two other people that say it and that's because of me!!!!! .......doesn't sound so good when in big meetings though...be warned.
Sp'oon my Lully public, and remember i may be slightly trolleyed......xxx
Amsterdam!!!
For the record Amsterdam was an eye opener, Auntie no drugs were taken, but we did sit in a pub window in the red light district and act provocative to passing public, Hey i will have you know that we got a lot of interest, and the only reason money didn't swap hands was because we were laughing so much, ooh and two of us were men, ooh and dress wise we were a tad over dressed.....
I walked into many a post or person as was fascinated by all the lovely twin set underwear the girls wore (god i am so gay sometimes) some of the girls were stunning , not enough to give me a stirring but they thought so i stared so much.....fascinating i could of walked round night!!!!!
OOH the History of Sex was interesting too... (except the beastiality, which just is AWFUL, i didn't stay in that bit.....the rest was shocking......what would Nanny say? (Auntie i didn't understand any of it, and couldn't of been more bored or un-intrested, they MADE me go in (twice)
So that's me for the night, Sp'oon xxx Chal
I walked into many a post or person as was fascinated by all the lovely twin set underwear the girls wore (god i am so gay sometimes) some of the girls were stunning , not enough to give me a stirring but they thought so i stared so much.....fascinating i could of walked round night!!!!!
OOH the History of Sex was interesting too... (except the beastiality, which just is AWFUL, i didn't stay in that bit.....the rest was shocking......what would Nanny say? (Auntie i didn't understand any of it, and couldn't of been more bored or un-intrested, they MADE me go in (twice)
So that's me for the night, Sp'oon xxx Chal
Friday, 10 June 2011
Shit Bugger Fuck
Two things, one is on a previous note i put that a bus day rider amount had gone up to £1.50? when in fact its £3.50, i wondered why the fudging bus's were so fudging full today, bloody Peasant cart had so many prams and bloody pikey carrier bags i felt it nauseating, no need for the peasant wagon Posse to rush for a bus i have mistakenly said was £1.50, you have all got fucking free bus pass's anyway.......
I am so so going to get lynched for my peasant wagon remarks, its all meant in jest folk, really and you are all keeping the 99p shops and pound lands thriving, good on you, i wandered round the 99p shop today and bought a couple of 'Branded' goods, ooh funny story, Bought some cleaning products from there for work a while back, and had to get a COSHH form after, when i rang up the woman had very little English understanding, and really really didn't get the whole COSHH thing at all, and when i described the product, she told me it wasn't possible to buy that product anymore as it was ceased being made in like 2000BC!!!! Safe to say i never got a COSHH form and took the product home, Shit Bugger Fuck if it hadn't fermented .........Shone all my silver up a treat, !!!!!!!
Did i mention to you about holding your arms above your head for more than ten Min's is Dangerous? well it is, when on the trams in Amsterdam i was explaining to my friends who were holding on with the overhead straps, they didn't believe me, and every time we got on a tram they teased me......ooh look at us, ooh its been 9 1/2 Min's my arms are dropping off, all very tedious, childlike, immature, twatty, Yawnish behaviour that i took no notice of and it never really bothered me.....Well anyway on our first aid course i asked the instructor, and i was right, all the blood leaves the arm, and toxins are released which close down limbs effected.........So getting to the point... i was on the bus today and a young woman was standing as had a buggy, and her fudging arms were in the air...... i counted every second to the ten Min's, and then had a panic attack and had to get off cos i couldn't watch no more, and as i walked passed her i so so nearly yelled at her to drop her arms, but as i was about to faint my priority was just to get off the bus!!!!
On the first aid course, we had to hold our arms in the air for as long as possible (no longer than ten Min's), to feel the effect of the blood draining away, shit chaps, as i write this i am head resting on the table and retching, stop now.....(on the course i lasted 30 secs then had an exclusive Alex funny turn!!)
Shit Bugger Fuck I'm home alone, feeling Queer.......last night i needed a poo and couldn't get up stairs, now i have visions of that bloody woman on the bus and me screaming at her 'PUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS DOWN BITCH...and then fainting!!!!!!!
Hey ho.......another night in the Dining room, but who will bring me a blankie?and a lickle Dwink? HELP i need care line......
Sp'oon me lovilies ok xx
I am so so going to get lynched for my peasant wagon remarks, its all meant in jest folk, really and you are all keeping the 99p shops and pound lands thriving, good on you, i wandered round the 99p shop today and bought a couple of 'Branded' goods, ooh funny story, Bought some cleaning products from there for work a while back, and had to get a COSHH form after, when i rang up the woman had very little English understanding, and really really didn't get the whole COSHH thing at all, and when i described the product, she told me it wasn't possible to buy that product anymore as it was ceased being made in like 2000BC!!!! Safe to say i never got a COSHH form and took the product home, Shit Bugger Fuck if it hadn't fermented .........Shone all my silver up a treat, !!!!!!!
Did i mention to you about holding your arms above your head for more than ten Min's is Dangerous? well it is, when on the trams in Amsterdam i was explaining to my friends who were holding on with the overhead straps, they didn't believe me, and every time we got on a tram they teased me......ooh look at us, ooh its been 9 1/2 Min's my arms are dropping off, all very tedious, childlike, immature, twatty, Yawnish behaviour that i took no notice of and it never really bothered me.....Well anyway on our first aid course i asked the instructor, and i was right, all the blood leaves the arm, and toxins are released which close down limbs effected.........So getting to the point... i was on the bus today and a young woman was standing as had a buggy, and her fudging arms were in the air...... i counted every second to the ten Min's, and then had a panic attack and had to get off cos i couldn't watch no more, and as i walked passed her i so so nearly yelled at her to drop her arms, but as i was about to faint my priority was just to get off the bus!!!!
On the first aid course, we had to hold our arms in the air for as long as possible (no longer than ten Min's), to feel the effect of the blood draining away, shit chaps, as i write this i am head resting on the table and retching, stop now.....(on the course i lasted 30 secs then had an exclusive Alex funny turn!!)
Shit Bugger Fuck I'm home alone, feeling Queer.......last night i needed a poo and couldn't get up stairs, now i have visions of that bloody woman on the bus and me screaming at her 'PUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS DOWN BITCH...and then fainting!!!!!!!
Hey ho.......another night in the Dining room, but who will bring me a blankie?and a lickle Dwink? HELP i need care line......
Sp'oon me lovilies ok xx
A certain pet insurance company.....
My lovely Cat 'Eliza,Cloud' had to be put to sleep a month ago or so, it was a very sad time, and its very sad when you have to ring the insurance company up and ask them to take your pet off the claim.
I have just received a call from them to say the claim from the vets has now been paid? and if Cloud needs any further work..... at which point i had to stop her and explain!!!!! Good communication between staff, I'm glad it was now they rang and not like a day or so after.
Bloody just hung all my washing out and its hammering down with rain now!!!! my timing is pants.
You know chaps i do believe i am getting better? i saw a 'Burn it Burn it' coat and really couldn't be bothered with taking a photo, and that had nothing to do with my hands were full.....
Well off to work in a moment, Hurrah, i will be in touch over the weekend, yo all have a good one now.
Sp'oon Chal xx
I have just received a call from them to say the claim from the vets has now been paid? and if Cloud needs any further work..... at which point i had to stop her and explain!!!!! Good communication between staff, I'm glad it was now they rang and not like a day or so after.
Bloody just hung all my washing out and its hammering down with rain now!!!! my timing is pants.
You know chaps i do believe i am getting better? i saw a 'Burn it Burn it' coat and really couldn't be bothered with taking a photo, and that had nothing to do with my hands were full.....
Well off to work in a moment, Hurrah, i will be in touch over the weekend, yo all have a good one now.
Sp'oon Chal xx
India and the USA
OOH i have one person from India, and the USA reading my rantings....... (i still ain't been a poo, i only got to the bottom of the stairs and gad to turn back!!!) Would you like to say Hello?........
HELLO to YOOOOOU
you do realize i may be sat here all fudging night?
Sp'oon Chal
Might have to call Mr H for a flask and blanket? or a cork so i can make it up stairs, though i will still need to be careful if the pressure gets to much as i climb the stairs, i have some lovely 1930's glass retro light shades that cost a bit and are rare? and i best make sure the dog ain't at the bottom of the stairs cos that will be an expensive vets bill!!!!
Pains easing....second time lucky...... i wanna bungalow .......BYE
HELLO to YOOOOOU
you do realize i may be sat here all fudging night?
Sp'oon Chal
Might have to call Mr H for a flask and blanket? or a cork so i can make it up stairs, though i will still need to be careful if the pressure gets to much as i climb the stairs, i have some lovely 1930's glass retro light shades that cost a bit and are rare? and i best make sure the dog ain't at the bottom of the stairs cos that will be an expensive vets bill!!!!
Pains easing....second time lucky...... i wanna bungalow .......BYE
Say Hello
It can be a lonely place this blog, and i must not grumble with the lovely comments i get back from my followers, Especially PingPongKorea, who seems will go to any lenghts to talk to me, persistent, and i feel any day now may end up on my door step? how many are in a PingPong team? gee probably Zillions, can you imagine all the national Express coaches on my road?
Well i will get to the point, its late and i need a plop and don't wanna soil myself, but i would love a hello from all the other countries that read me, you don't have to say how funny, smart, fab i am with my blog, i know all that already, just a 'Hello from Timbuktoo' or 'Hi from cleethorps' would be fab, and Lucie no more tricks, i already am getting a menagerie of Pingpongers descending on me, i don't (yet) feel ready for a whole load of other people from far and wide ........ xx
Sp'oon Chal xxx (oh and so so busting for a plop not actually sure i can get up?)
P.s haven't talked about 'poo' for ages, must find some stories, maybe find a website about poo and get some top tips? watch this space for as you know it is my FAVOURITE subject, oh and Garlic, oh and bus journeys, ooh and 'Burn it Burn it'coats, ooh ooh and Midwinter or j+g Meakin China........
Pain is easing, contraction has stopped......... can i make it? bloody hope so as its new stair and landing carpet....and i have only worn these jeans the once so far this week........ BYE
Well i will get to the point, its late and i need a plop and don't wanna soil myself, but i would love a hello from all the other countries that read me, you don't have to say how funny, smart, fab i am with my blog, i know all that already, just a 'Hello from Timbuktoo' or 'Hi from cleethorps' would be fab, and Lucie no more tricks, i already am getting a menagerie of Pingpongers descending on me, i don't (yet) feel ready for a whole load of other people from far and wide ........ xx
Sp'oon Chal xxx (oh and so so busting for a plop not actually sure i can get up?)
P.s haven't talked about 'poo' for ages, must find some stories, maybe find a website about poo and get some top tips? watch this space for as you know it is my FAVOURITE subject, oh and Garlic, oh and bus journeys, ooh and 'Burn it Burn it'coats, ooh ooh and Midwinter or j+g Meakin China........
Pain is easing, contraction has stopped......... can i make it? bloody hope so as its new stair and landing carpet....and i have only worn these jeans the once so far this week........ BYE
Thursday, 9 June 2011
Bus's
Hi my lovely public, just need to share something with you, .....Bus prices in Swindon have gone up, an all day rider ticket has gone up by 30p!!!!! £1.50 now, And the day i got the new price ticket, i got on a pauper bus, bloody hell i thought if i am going to get bus's from now on i am going to get a decent one, you know where people dress well, speak well, wash, have manners, off to marlborough i go then!!!!!...or walk!!!
You can get a decent bus from my house, but they are every half hour, the peasant wagon is every ten Min's,now i know your all shouting 'learn to drive' .....i can't, i think i need Hypnotherapy, gosh i haven't even finished my blood phobia yet, though i have now got a brolly and cushion for my rock!!!!!!!
Ooh another funny story, though at the time it wasn't remotely funny and i had to rush into 'Claires' in town to find a fudging mirror, But the other day i was just getting into town and a text came through saying 'Sorry to hear of your accident, you can get compensation for it just ring blah blah blah,' Cheeky buggers, i thought to myself, though also thought of replying.. 'this ain't no accident, i was born like it' , and as i was thinking this i was approaching a canvasser, who saw me and said ' excuse me sir have you had an accident recently?'
Well my arms look okay, my legs were OK, did i have bandaging round my head? i came to the conclusion that my general demeanour and facial expression, might be giving signs of that maybe i have had a head injury? or that 'Big Brother' was watching me?......i have now quite a complex, and when out socially try to walk a little less stooped, try to smile, just try to 'act' like i haven't been in an accident!!!!!! (nature is so cruel, but one must deal with the hand one was dealt!!!!)
Hey i am Homo Alono at the weekend, so lots of ordering on eBay, sleeping, reading, and getting up to mischief, anyone wanna join me? Oh and if you want, I'm on Facie, to catch me there, oh and twitter, though still haven't been on it as still forgotten my passwords, though apparently i have two followers, they must get off on an empty screen?
Sp'oon my Lully public, real soon
You can get a decent bus from my house, but they are every half hour, the peasant wagon is every ten Min's,now i know your all shouting 'learn to drive' .....i can't, i think i need Hypnotherapy, gosh i haven't even finished my blood phobia yet, though i have now got a brolly and cushion for my rock!!!!!!!
Ooh another funny story, though at the time it wasn't remotely funny and i had to rush into 'Claires' in town to find a fudging mirror, But the other day i was just getting into town and a text came through saying 'Sorry to hear of your accident, you can get compensation for it just ring blah blah blah,' Cheeky buggers, i thought to myself, though also thought of replying.. 'this ain't no accident, i was born like it' , and as i was thinking this i was approaching a canvasser, who saw me and said ' excuse me sir have you had an accident recently?'
Well my arms look okay, my legs were OK, did i have bandaging round my head? i came to the conclusion that my general demeanour and facial expression, might be giving signs of that maybe i have had a head injury? or that 'Big Brother' was watching me?......i have now quite a complex, and when out socially try to walk a little less stooped, try to smile, just try to 'act' like i haven't been in an accident!!!!!! (nature is so cruel, but one must deal with the hand one was dealt!!!!)
Hey i am Homo Alono at the weekend, so lots of ordering on eBay, sleeping, reading, and getting up to mischief, anyone wanna join me? Oh and if you want, I'm on Facie, to catch me there, oh and twitter, though still haven't been on it as still forgotten my passwords, though apparently i have two followers, they must get off on an empty screen?
Sp'oon my Lully public, real soon
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Im no support worker.......
Really sometimes i need a little more help than i let on, Last Friday i was in the library, thought i would get a CD out, hadn't done this for a year or so, Our Library is very new and all mod cons.
I went to the 'Help' desk just for them to refresh my memory, the guy there said i had to take the CD over to the machines, scan in and pay there too, then he said to me, 'Actually see the assistant over there, just ask her to help you!!'.....Help me i thought, no no i said to him, you have explained what to do, i am 42 years of age, i am quite capable, just needed you to refresh me of the format and off i went oozing confidence
When i got to the machine, i couldn't see a scanner there was just an open hole in the wall, so i placed my CD in there, suddenly a metal door came down there was some wherring and info came up on a screen, then the metal door opened.......the space was empty? it all happened so quickly, where the fudge had my CD gone?i started to look for a slot for payment, thinking maybe once you paid the CD is given back to you?, no slot, but then i noticed a sign that read.....'RETURNS'!!!!!!! oh my days i could of died on the spot!!!!!
And after what i had said to the man!!, well i only had one option, i went back up to him and just said, ' Hello, you know i said i was fine and would manage taking the CD out all on my own, by myself? well i lied.....i put the CD in the returns machine, and i have now lost it?.....could someone get it for me?
Some one was called, and ten Min's later i had the CD was mine, and the lovely lovely staff member then went through with me on the right machine how to book out a CD, and yes she made me out to be 4yrs of age, and she even read out the returns slip to me of the day..... and said things like 'well done' 'good' when i pressed the write button, ................
And would you Adam and Eve it, the CD is Rubbish...... (actually its not that bad, a bit samey 'Tori Amos', Abnormally attracted to sin' i have all her others, a tad bored of her now!!!!)
There was another time i went to Tesco with some of the folk i support, and i don't do self service tills, well some of them decided they would buy there things independently..... self service (gasp) and two people wanted to stay with me but really really wanted to use self serve...i did try to explain i ain't all that good, and low and behold within seconds lights were fucking flashing and the machine was barking orders at us and telling me 'Assistance had been called for', unfortunately the folk i support who had gone off independently had whizzed through buying there items, without a screaming voice or whaling sirens and flashing lights, and somehow met the gaggle of staff who had rushed to our til, and told the staff that they were with me and would help me?.....and they did too.....so so funny, i just handed them my 'support worker' badge and said ' can you take me home now?'
I Have supported (ish) Adult with learning difficulties for 23 years, and sometimes i wonder how!!!!!
So that's all for tonight, ooh i was meant to leave you with a cliff hanger to encourage you to return.......how can i entice you back? Listen i only have crazy living, and an adventure at every turn, so tune in again soon OK, ooh and if anyone fancies being my P.A, or responsible adult, just let me know.
Bye for now.......Sp'oon Chal
I went to the 'Help' desk just for them to refresh my memory, the guy there said i had to take the CD over to the machines, scan in and pay there too, then he said to me, 'Actually see the assistant over there, just ask her to help you!!'.....Help me i thought, no no i said to him, you have explained what to do, i am 42 years of age, i am quite capable, just needed you to refresh me of the format and off i went oozing confidence
When i got to the machine, i couldn't see a scanner there was just an open hole in the wall, so i placed my CD in there, suddenly a metal door came down there was some wherring and info came up on a screen, then the metal door opened.......the space was empty? it all happened so quickly, where the fudge had my CD gone?i started to look for a slot for payment, thinking maybe once you paid the CD is given back to you?, no slot, but then i noticed a sign that read.....'RETURNS'!!!!!!! oh my days i could of died on the spot!!!!!
And after what i had said to the man!!, well i only had one option, i went back up to him and just said, ' Hello, you know i said i was fine and would manage taking the CD out all on my own, by myself? well i lied.....i put the CD in the returns machine, and i have now lost it?.....could someone get it for me?
Some one was called, and ten Min's later i had the CD was mine, and the lovely lovely staff member then went through with me on the right machine how to book out a CD, and yes she made me out to be 4yrs of age, and she even read out the returns slip to me of the day..... and said things like 'well done' 'good' when i pressed the write button, ................
And would you Adam and Eve it, the CD is Rubbish...... (actually its not that bad, a bit samey 'Tori Amos', Abnormally attracted to sin' i have all her others, a tad bored of her now!!!!)
There was another time i went to Tesco with some of the folk i support, and i don't do self service tills, well some of them decided they would buy there things independently..... self service (gasp) and two people wanted to stay with me but really really wanted to use self serve...i did try to explain i ain't all that good, and low and behold within seconds lights were fucking flashing and the machine was barking orders at us and telling me 'Assistance had been called for', unfortunately the folk i support who had gone off independently had whizzed through buying there items, without a screaming voice or whaling sirens and flashing lights, and somehow met the gaggle of staff who had rushed to our til, and told the staff that they were with me and would help me?.....and they did too.....so so funny, i just handed them my 'support worker' badge and said ' can you take me home now?'
I Have supported (ish) Adult with learning difficulties for 23 years, and sometimes i wonder how!!!!!
So that's all for tonight, ooh i was meant to leave you with a cliff hanger to encourage you to return.......how can i entice you back? Listen i only have crazy living, and an adventure at every turn, so tune in again soon OK, ooh and if anyone fancies being my P.A, or responsible adult, just let me know.
Bye for now.......Sp'oon Chal
Saturday, 4 June 2011
I have decided something?
Hello to all the Americans reading this, Italians, and the person from India, and Germany!!!!
What i need to do is write my blog as a continual story with a cliff hanger at the end, it will probably be real life. ooh a bit like 'what Katy,Peter;Kerry did next'
But mine will be a lot classier? well except when on a peasant wagon or in Iceland, though i could glam those bits up a bit!!!!
I will write it as a diary, might not be daily, i will probably condense it down per week.....ooh must start carrying pen and paper with me.......
Just to let you all know, PingPongkorea was in fact my Sister Lucie, I'm very sad i wont get too Ping pong with them, but sadder that she had the time to set it up? Clever clever lady,, though not to put new followers off when you join, i may not take you serious as will think it is her fannying around........someone buy her a horse please..........
I am now working lots til next weekend, so it might be quiet, i will be storing up my life though to flood you with when i can.......
Sp'oon Chal xx
What i need to do is write my blog as a continual story with a cliff hanger at the end, it will probably be real life. ooh a bit like 'what Katy,Peter;Kerry did next'
But mine will be a lot classier? well except when on a peasant wagon or in Iceland, though i could glam those bits up a bit!!!!
I will write it as a diary, might not be daily, i will probably condense it down per week.....ooh must start carrying pen and paper with me.......
Just to let you all know, PingPongkorea was in fact my Sister Lucie, I'm very sad i wont get too Ping pong with them, but sadder that she had the time to set it up? Clever clever lady,, though not to put new followers off when you join, i may not take you serious as will think it is her fannying around........someone buy her a horse please..........
I am now working lots til next weekend, so it might be quiet, i will be storing up my life though to flood you with when i can.......
Sp'oon Chal xx
Complete Mourning.....
The Demise of my PingPongKorea fan base has left me lost and Bereft, i will be taking the next few days to gather the strength to carry on, Obviously all your good wishes, and heart felt comments will ensure i return to writing just as soon as possible.......
The damage that has been done may be irreversible? time will tell, and in the process i have had to detach myself from the cause of all this pain and betrayal ....i am sorry Luce, but i am emotionally vulnerable, and with your 'fun' intentions, you have clipped the wings that enabled me to fly..........
Please please support me and give me the faith to return, just a simple 'Love you' may be enough, that extra 'Follower' is sure to help, the fate of this blog is unfortunately in your hands, i feel i must now lie down to rest, i will surface when ready.
Until such time...........Sp'oon Chal :-((
The damage that has been done may be irreversible? time will tell, and in the process i have had to detach myself from the cause of all this pain and betrayal ....i am sorry Luce, but i am emotionally vulnerable, and with your 'fun' intentions, you have clipped the wings that enabled me to fly..........
Please please support me and give me the faith to return, just a simple 'Love you' may be enough, that extra 'Follower' is sure to help, the fate of this blog is unfortunately in your hands, i feel i must now lie down to rest, i will surface when ready.
Until such time...........Sp'oon Chal :-((
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Beware of Tesco.........beware of yourself being aware of tesco'
Went to Tesco tonight, they have some 'deals' on veg, red label saying 20% more 220g instead of 200g but then the veg will have its original label on with the weight as 200g? when actually its 220g,
Now earlier this confused me, i whipped it from Mr H's hands and was about to storm the customer services desk, when Mr H shouted after me that might be an idea to weigh it first!!! Bloody glad i did, so that is the lesson for today folk........
Shop in Iceland, its so much cheaper and its all price rounded up so easy peasy to add up no need for a calculator, mind I'm inclined to get mine out so i look educated and slightly more classy, mind in the winter there were a couple of woman with fur (fake i hope) coats(mutton sprang to mind)
I was in Marks and Spencer's a while back, now that is snobby, i had my own bag with me, BUT it wasn't a M+S one, it wasn't Iceland or Wilkinson's, but i swear the whole shop fell silent, shit i thought literally it was a planned one for commemorating a war or something, the only thing that gave it away was everyone was looking at me and they ALL has M+S bags!!!!! but the looks on there faces was HORRID, as i paid i briefly mentioned one had a nanny, lordy lord yes they did, Daddy used to shoot and i would go on the beat, my sister rides, and i was in a cot til i was ten......that bit i sort of wished i had missed out, but on the whole i walked out arm in arm with a couple of old dears, who's driver was taken them back to Marlborough Daaarlingggg........ you get my gist? i ain't been in there since.
Food for thought tonight...... Sweet Dreams all Sp'oon Chal xx
Now earlier this confused me, i whipped it from Mr H's hands and was about to storm the customer services desk, when Mr H shouted after me that might be an idea to weigh it first!!! Bloody glad i did, so that is the lesson for today folk........
Shop in Iceland, its so much cheaper and its all price rounded up so easy peasy to add up no need for a calculator, mind I'm inclined to get mine out so i look educated and slightly more classy, mind in the winter there were a couple of woman with fur (fake i hope) coats(mutton sprang to mind)
I was in Marks and Spencer's a while back, now that is snobby, i had my own bag with me, BUT it wasn't a M+S one, it wasn't Iceland or Wilkinson's, but i swear the whole shop fell silent, shit i thought literally it was a planned one for commemorating a war or something, the only thing that gave it away was everyone was looking at me and they ALL has M+S bags!!!!! but the looks on there faces was HORRID, as i paid i briefly mentioned one had a nanny, lordy lord yes they did, Daddy used to shoot and i would go on the beat, my sister rides, and i was in a cot til i was ten......that bit i sort of wished i had missed out, but on the whole i walked out arm in arm with a couple of old dears, who's driver was taken them back to Marlborough Daaarlingggg........ you get my gist? i ain't been in there since.
Food for thought tonight...... Sweet Dreams all Sp'oon Chal xx
lets back track.....
Pingpongkorea, you know i said i was master of the pingpong?.... well truth be known im not, and you funnily enough (with the olympic games coming up and all) are probably a smidge better than me!!!!!
So i be thinking, tempting though it is, and you probably crying out for more Pingpongers, don't coming rushing over here to recruit me, cos i aint going to win you a medal........Sorry, i know, yes i lied, im a story teller, stories are what i do....i do however made a very 'famous' (within my public gygantic circle) made a delicious Garlic sandwich (its not just garlic, it has other 'secret' ingriedients in too but you gotta like garlic?) so if you whilst PingPonging at the games want a sandwich im your man!!!!! Think about it, im looking for a change in career, brief though it be im sure we can come to some arrangement? you never know you might take me back with you.....though i do come with a husband, dog, and ferral cat?
This isn't getting my banister rails sanded or the evening meal made, lets chat later folk........
Sp'oon Chal xx
So i be thinking, tempting though it is, and you probably crying out for more Pingpongers, don't coming rushing over here to recruit me, cos i aint going to win you a medal........Sorry, i know, yes i lied, im a story teller, stories are what i do....i do however made a very 'famous' (within my public gygantic circle) made a delicious Garlic sandwich (its not just garlic, it has other 'secret' ingriedients in too but you gotta like garlic?) so if you whilst PingPonging at the games want a sandwich im your man!!!!! Think about it, im looking for a change in career, brief though it be im sure we can come to some arrangement? you never know you might take me back with you.....though i do come with a husband, dog, and ferral cat?
This isn't getting my banister rails sanded or the evening meal made, lets chat later folk........
Sp'oon Chal xx
Pingpongkorea
More investigating........ and to be honest i don't understand this computer malarkey, but if you google 'pingpongkorea' there are pages of lovely ping pong sites, so 'Pingpongkorea' which ever sight you are, and i am now going to take you as genuine, welcome, i have disrespected you enough regarding ping ponging, especially from the nether regions...... i hope you have seen the funny side?
But to have such celebrity followers is just amazing,are any of you ping pongers Authors? i need to get a book written....... twitter me...ooh no don't i can't get on it at the moment, ooh ooh Facie me if you can? i went to see if your on facie, but i can't read your writing!!!!
I will now endeavour to get Mr H to teach me how to translate, so please leave comments in Korean, what fun, how fab............
Must get back to sanding my banister rails, i am sat outside doing them... (there obviously not attached to the stairs!!!), and then i better start making the evening meal......
Looking forward to hearing from one and all, esp all the other countries that are reading my waffle......and fellow Brits, ooh and A-up Duck to my sister 'luce'(can't believe that's you so so funny!!) who was very near Worksop, Notts (my home town)......tis a complete shit pit...but tis my home town....(just said that to stir up some responses from lovely Worksopians.......
Sp'oon Chal xx
But to have such celebrity followers is just amazing,are any of you ping pongers Authors? i need to get a book written....... twitter me...ooh no don't i can't get on it at the moment, ooh ooh Facie me if you can? i went to see if your on facie, but i can't read your writing!!!!
I will now endeavour to get Mr H to teach me how to translate, so please leave comments in Korean, what fun, how fab............
Must get back to sanding my banister rails, i am sat outside doing them... (there obviously not attached to the stairs!!!), and then i better start making the evening meal......
Looking forward to hearing from one and all, esp all the other countries that are reading my waffle......and fellow Brits, ooh and A-up Duck to my sister 'luce'(can't believe that's you so so funny!!) who was very near Worksop, Notts (my home town)......tis a complete shit pit...but tis my home town....(just said that to stir up some responses from lovely Worksopians.......
Sp'oon Chal xx
Twitter t@#t
I am a complete nightmare, i have just set up a twitter account, and within minuets have forgotten my user name, and password!!!!! and Mr H is at work, and you know i tried to keep them the same as all the rest, but some eejitt already had my code words.....
This Korean person that is following me is very 'following' do you work? ooh and when you say play ping pong is this on a table? cos if not i can't possibly play, i would maim someone bad if i was to fire a ping pong ball from my nether regions, if you have ever heard me pass wind (rare) you will know that many a good pair of pants have been ruined, though if firing ping pong balls becomes an Olympic sport i would represent GB and we would win gold and Korea would have a whole heap of free balls........no need to return to sender, there dirt cheap in soccer sport
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Well i am bored, back to work morrow yippee..... might go have a little lie down, haven't done much this am watched Judge Judy she got very cross for all the right reasons, the woman so so would not see sense, blamed the police NOT the husband who was race driving with his 17 year old step son in the car, ......i tell you, you don't mess with her, she knows her stuff.....
I might have to do something today....... or I'm going to start rocking and dribbling....OK just rocking...... maybe i will nip over the chazza shop and do some til training? or go on a bus with the dog? or maybe just go on Facie and see what people are up to......
Laters....Sp'oon Chal xx
This Korean person that is following me is very 'following' do you work? ooh and when you say play ping pong is this on a table? cos if not i can't possibly play, i would maim someone bad if i was to fire a ping pong ball from my nether regions, if you have ever heard me pass wind (rare) you will know that many a good pair of pants have been ruined, though if firing ping pong balls becomes an Olympic sport i would represent GB and we would win gold and Korea would have a whole heap of free balls........no need to return to sender, there dirt cheap in soccer sport
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Well i am bored, back to work morrow yippee..... might go have a little lie down, haven't done much this am watched Judge Judy she got very cross for all the right reasons, the woman so so would not see sense, blamed the police NOT the husband who was race driving with his 17 year old step son in the car, ......i tell you, you don't mess with her, she knows her stuff.....
I might have to do something today....... or I'm going to start rocking and dribbling....OK just rocking...... maybe i will nip over the chazza shop and do some til training? or go on a bus with the dog? or maybe just go on Facie and see what people are up to......
Laters....Sp'oon Chal xx
I love table tennis
I do.......and i ALWAYS win......... its not a hard game to SUSS, you just gotta keep your EYES on the ball, and be confident, and show who is boss.....good reflex's too.....Easy.......anyone for a GAME
Sp'oon Chal
Sp'oon Chal
Followers....
Ooh i have a follower from Korea? Ping Pong? , though i don't think they are following from Korea as i have looked at my countries people are following from, and there isn't any where close? so Ping Pong, where are you really? thank you for your great comments and in Korean too, fab, and Mr H translated them for me, so clever what can be done these days.....
Now i wrote in my previous blog that i am off with a bad back and that i took the dog for a walk? when i say took her for a walk the park is 5 doors away and i was out for minimal time, i went out late when no one else was about with dogs (willow doesn't do dogs) and i hadn't had a bowel movement for 2 days through lack of movement, and in some discomfort, as i am a four a day type of guy
So it wasn't a ramble up dales and leaping over brooks, it was all very 'minimal' much to willows dismay, i have since had a poo, and come to the conclusion i will return to work, Hoorah.
I have been advised that when writing these stories to break the paragraphs up, so Ark at me doing good gaps, and different colours, Bryony, hope this is better? if so become a follower, leave me a comment.........
So today is sunny and summery tis 8am, a day off, another 'Rest' and do my leg/back exercises day, i may have a garlic sandwich for my lunch? i may sit here for a while thinking of things to do that won't aggravate my back? the charity shop (volunteering, sorting donated goods) is a no no, lots of bending, Gardening is a no no, though the grass really needs a cut, Painting the banister rails is a could be........ who knows, lets see,i will report back later my lovely public.
Sp'oon Chal xx
Now i wrote in my previous blog that i am off with a bad back and that i took the dog for a walk? when i say took her for a walk the park is 5 doors away and i was out for minimal time, i went out late when no one else was about with dogs (willow doesn't do dogs) and i hadn't had a bowel movement for 2 days through lack of movement, and in some discomfort, as i am a four a day type of guy
So it wasn't a ramble up dales and leaping over brooks, it was all very 'minimal' much to willows dismay, i have since had a poo, and come to the conclusion i will return to work, Hoorah.
I have been advised that when writing these stories to break the paragraphs up, so Ark at me doing good gaps, and different colours, Bryony, hope this is better? if so become a follower, leave me a comment.........
So today is sunny and summery tis 8am, a day off, another 'Rest' and do my leg/back exercises day, i may have a garlic sandwich for my lunch? i may sit here for a while thinking of things to do that won't aggravate my back? the charity shop (volunteering, sorting donated goods) is a no no, lots of bending, Gardening is a no no, though the grass really needs a cut, Painting the banister rails is a could be........ who knows, lets see,i will report back later my lovely public.
Sp'oon Chal xx
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
naughty Husband!!!!
Naughty Husband.....commented on my blog about carrying a Machete , and being caught by the police, and how i should of elaborated about being thrown on the bonnet, wrestled to have handcuffs fastened and generally treated like the policeman's 'bitch'.... Mr H, my blog is not for the purpose of silly immature fantasies, my blog only does fantasies of a mature sensible day to day type that my public can relate too and not so far that they loose the thread of the main story ....... now we have that cleared up i am a lot happier...... ooh also think of Auntie....... Naughty Husband tut tut
Sp'oon Chal
Sp'oon Chal
Isn't it sad to see seagulls in land, in towns
Why can flies never find an open window?
Why is your shopping trolley always the one that won't go in a straight line
Why do bus's generally come in pairs, and why on bus time tables are different bus's that for the same stop all the same time?
How come it sometimes rains on you, and there isn't a cloud over head?
That's it for now...... its been a long day , i am off with a bad back so haven't been anywhere, done anything, ooh went out with the dog earlier, her first walk in 3 days, top tip when walking your dog with a bad back, don't throw a stick!!!! i sort of realized as i raised my arm, willow went bounding off, and the stick landed at my feet, very funny the look on her face......
I am reading 'Alice Sebolds' third book 'almost moon' very random, not sure? i read her other two ages ago and didn't get those either? want to read Bill Brysons 'Home' but tis such a big book, .........
ooh i would love to hear from people, especially from far far away places, and i don't mean like Huddersfield, though hearing from Huddersfield folk would be good, ooh or 'Worksop' if you read this a big shout to you!!!! but yes, India, Singapore, space, drop me a comment
Sleep well and peaceful my lully public....Sp'oon Chal
Why can flies never find an open window?
Why is your shopping trolley always the one that won't go in a straight line
Why do bus's generally come in pairs, and why on bus time tables are different bus's that for the same stop all the same time?
How come it sometimes rains on you, and there isn't a cloud over head?
That's it for now...... its been a long day , i am off with a bad back so haven't been anywhere, done anything, ooh went out with the dog earlier, her first walk in 3 days, top tip when walking your dog with a bad back, don't throw a stick!!!! i sort of realized as i raised my arm, willow went bounding off, and the stick landed at my feet, very funny the look on her face......
I am reading 'Alice Sebolds' third book 'almost moon' very random, not sure? i read her other two ages ago and didn't get those either? want to read Bill Brysons 'Home' but tis such a big book, .........
ooh i would love to hear from people, especially from far far away places, and i don't mean like Huddersfield, though hearing from Huddersfield folk would be good, ooh or 'Worksop' if you read this a big shout to you!!!! but yes, India, Singapore, space, drop me a comment
Sleep well and peaceful my lully public....Sp'oon Chal
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