Pay back time

I feel a little better in the knowledge of this story....

The same girl on the same shift i asked to go and put some food out for the fox's, i told her to just put it by the Orchard, she looked at me like i spoke Russian, 'Whats an Orchard' she asked and this is someone 21 at Uni .........

Mind you i was on a ramble the other day with my friend and her 14 year old daughter, and asked her what an Orchard was and she didn't know, whoops i forgot i grew up in the country, with a nanny saying 'Plarstic!!!!!! so privileged these poor Towns folk knowing nothing, its a shame, really it is.........

Back to my preparing the eve meal..........

Sp'oon Chal x

Sad Sad day.........

My first ever person (s) have been identified who don't like my famous sandwiches!!! I'm slightly gutted that this has happened and saddened even more that they labeled them 'GROSS' here's the story........

I was making one of my sandwiches at work, (apart from other things they contain Hummus and a little garlic chopped coarsely) well the girl I was working with stood in complete shock as i put the hummus in a sandwich, and then when i put about 3 chopped cloves of garlic in she just kept chanting how weird i was and that it was just the bizaarest combination, i tried to reassure her that my sandwiches are famous and that people flock from every corner of Swindon just to have one, but alas she was having non of it, and watched agog as i ate it!!!!!!

Some weeks later i made some sandwiches for two staff at work and i knew she was on duty so i thought i would treat her to one too, then she would be so so wrong and so so want more and all would be good with the world, and i would of enlightened her on having the best sandwich ever!!!!

When i handed it to her she held it like it was farting in her face, ideally i should of snatched it back there and then, but i didn't i hung onto a grain of hope.

Three months later and i had heard nothing, i have rung her about shifts but only left messages, i have whilst leaving a message asked how the sandwich was (i cut it into 4 so she could share the experience with her family!!)

Well today i heard from her Mother , her daughter has a new number, 'phew' i text back ' and i thought it was the sandwich that had caused her to cut all ties lol' i said, only to be replied with... 'that sandwich was GROSS' well i had to read it three times, because my sandwiches, and that kind of language just don't go, i must reply and say 'well if you leave it out for 3 months and then eat it its going to be you stupid moron, but I'm better than that, and realize some people have a common pallet of which i can do nothing about.

Hey ho must get back to painting my Hammock frame.....

Sp'oon Chal x

sad dreams

Oh my goodness me, I'm ready and willing for therapy now? sign me up!!!! last night i dreamt of a 'burn it burn it' coat, one i ain't seen before, and i was wondering how i could get a picture of it as i did not have time to chase after them? i was at work, how terrible is this? please don't share this with anyone let it just be between you and me!!!!!

i wonder if the coat actually exists? the image is fading, i must go to a website while i still remember what it looked like, i will try a Canadian site, my sisters mother in law sent her one year old twins a coat each at Christmas, I'm still waiting for a photo!!!! when they grow out of them (which should be now) she must send me them so that i can 'treasure' them as only i can!!!!

Back to the housework and gardening..........

Sp'oon Chal x

front gardens?.........

OK that heading sounds rude, but no this is not going to about vagina's and willies, though i do have a lot to say about them.......

I'm on a mission, its a personal one and i feel strongly about it, people who have front gardens, and they bloody pave them over, there is a road in Swindon and they all have long front gardens, and they are all paved or graveled and loads of cars,vans,etc, how don't get me wrong I'm all for off street parking but why cant people leave a flower bed or do some hedging or plant a tree, just so there is some greenery about......AAAAHHHHH

Moan over, oh i have a funny story, and Tony will kill me for telling you this, i was cleaning out our medical and remedy draw (fudging 6ton skip more like!!) and i threw out some 'slimming' tablets and Tony walked past and asked me why i was throwing them out? oh i laughed, the fudging wii calls him obese and the tablets were half a dozen missing and out of date by 2 years!!!! bless him.

Our car went to the garage the other day and we both went to town by bus, i told Tony he would be fine, and we jumped on the 17 bus (pikey) and twas only fudging midday, well we looked over and there was an Indian lady sat there, in her 50's and in full traditional dress, and she suddenly produced this bottle of Smirnoff ice and started swigging from the bottle, fuck me Tony was horrified, which made me so so laugh, i told him to relax, its the 17,that's expected, no big deal, he was mortified, no really he was, so so funny.

Carla i have to name and shame you as well, you and your bloody lint roller..... bless her she has for years been throwing it away once full of fuzz, not realizing you can tear the sheets off to get a fresh one!!!!! and the sadder thing is when she explained her revelation... (revealed by Tony) to a friend, the blooming friend was doing the same thing.....talk of birds of a feather!!!!!

Sp'oon Chal x

story time

Well hello to you all, fudge am i cream crackered tonight, i have walked 20 miles, this bloody pedometer is taking over my life, today i went on a 3 hr walk with the dog and some, my highest step count has been 33,000 in one day, but today i topped 42,500, and its 2,000 steps per mile (ish) oh am i going to be sorry tomorrow
Whilst at the bus station this afternoon the police and paramedics arrived, some bloke lying on the ground, lots of 'drinkers' around him, and his bloody trousers were virtually down, showing off a very grey skiddy pair of pants, fuck i was more concerned that some-one needed to yank his trousers back up, more than i was about whether he was actually alive, which he was, they carted him off to goodness knows were, probably charge him for his display of dirty pants and being a health issue!!!!
Anyway whilst this was going on a bloody 'burn it burn it ' wearer went past, fudging couldn't take a photo, with all those police around, bloody typical......
Did i tell you i finished war and yawn? 3 months and 25 days, and you know its quite put me off reading, the book im reading now i have been reading since 25th of march, nearly a month, its 'Audrey Niffenegger,s second one (time travellers wife) and its so bloody boring, gosh give me was and yawn to re read!!!!!!

The piggy is back

I just couldn't help myself, and today i have walked 8 miles so far and im yet to walk the dog and go to work, so yes i do deserve a small incy wincy treat............ lully lully choclate bobnobs, give us a shout if you want one? (la la la cant hear yooooou)
I promise i will write some proper stuff soon, its just i am so so busy walking every where .......
Sp'oon Chal

stepping out

Did i share with you that i am on a pedometer challenge for 6 weeks, this is week 3 there are 3 groups of 4, most people do 3-5 thousand steps a day and they advise the first week you act normally? then you up your steps each week, now i dont drive so my steps are pretty high 98,ooo first week, 122,000 second and then this week im cutting out bus's so i am already on 81,000, my highest daily score is 30,000, and to tell you the truth im pretty fudging cream crackered..... Today i am going to walk to town and back which should do me good, and having a dog helps, though this week she is tired as Tony took her monday for 3 hours, i took her tue for 5 hours, and she aint even on the challenge!!!!!
Hey must dash, steps to be done,
Sp'oon Chal

greedy....who moi

I have just been to the co-op and bought a packet of mini hob nob milk chocolate and on the packet it said 'tear and share' well just to say don't all rush round cos i have scoffed the lot reading the adver with a cuppa!!!!! share like heck, oh and they are half price, i am now going to go back over the shops to post a letter, i need to do it whilst i'm feeling sick!!!!! im going to email them and tell them of there typing error, they can put that wording on a regular packet,i had one of those the other day and shared 2 so they are for sharing........