long time no blog.......

OOh I have just found colour!!!!! so many more pretty ones than when I do a regular email, I'm not sure I like it in 'Bold' though?ooh that's 'courier' and this is 'verbana' and this is 'trebuchet' and this is 'georgia', they all look the fudgeing same, ah prahaps it's cos I still have them on 'bold'? hold on now we ain't on bold, citing oh and now we are italic, I quite like this........

So what have I been up to? I did have some funny story's but just recently i haven't been writting them down, silly me, oh myself and Mr H went to the theatre to see an Author 'Gervase Phinn' he was a school inspector mainly Infants up north, and he does lectures he is very very funny and was book signing and when on stage just told lots of story's of the funny things Kids say, bloody hell i came out of there with jaw ache and a headache i laughed so much, a great night and i have nearly got all his books now.

Well it will soon be Wimbledon, Hoorah time to get the strawberry's in oh and its the world cup (yawn) you know i see cars going past with those tacky fudging flags from there window, and Tony tells me to leave them alone they are being patriotic..........so i bought him some..... he wasn't best pleased and wont have them, im now going to fix them to the guttering, some people have done that, which again is very classy!!!!!

Well thats about all for now, sorry it wasn't really funny, i ain't even mentioned poo, or being on the number 17 bus? hey i was on it the other day and i was the only person on it the whole way to town? no pikey chavs, no swearing, no beer drinkers? i felt desolate, could of read my book, even war and yawn without people looking at me in amazement, no one reaching out to stroke my clothing, it was very wierd.....

Ooh must mention Swindon and our new water feature in town, what a croc of shite, no really, we had a really lovely modern 'Millenium' clock there only afew years ago, oh well actually it would be ten years i guess, that cost a bomb, where is that now? and then the water feature cost a fudging mint and on the first day some one added washing up liquid to it, you gotta laugh, but anyway i went past it and it doesn't even flow very well, loada old pants, they should of used the money for some of the services they are cutting!!!!!!

Rant over, im off now for a shower and then a curry with me Bestest mate, have a lovely rest of your bank holiday.........

Sp'oon Chal xx