was I on candid camera

Would you Adam and eve it, i crossed a road earlier on a quiet deserted street, and there was a car in the distance coming towards me, (i couldn't even read the number plate) well i reached the curb, and then the driver stopped, like i was right in front of her? and then gave me a well cheesed of look yet she was still a meter away and i was on the pavement? whats that all about? and then a few steps on i didn't dive into a flower bed to make way for a lady with a double (length) buggy, even though i had 3 full bags of shopping and my width wide needed more room but being the gent i am i moved over, to what i thought was enough?(1 foot on the curb,one in the flower bed ,with my bags being snagged by the fudging brambles) but oh no that wasn't enough room for her, cor some ladies have it bad today?

Sp'oon Chal