Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls, I watch him on television and I am inspired........ revolted when he eats stuff but generally impressed so the other day I thought I would take a leaf from his book!!!!!.........

 I went to the cinema with Mr H and some friends, 'Fright Night' which Mr H reassured me was 'Humour', I have no time for horror, so thought it might be OK, only to find when we got there that it was 3D? I bloody hate 3D, it just gives me a really weird fuzzy head? so anyway I stomped in like a miserable child, and then when the film started I stomped out!!!!! ten Min's it took me to decide the film a) wasn't 'comedy b) was vampire based  which I hate and have a phobia over!!!! and c) was American shite (except one good feature was Colin Farrel was in it though this was a tad over ridden by the fact he was the fudging vampire!!!!
 So I just got up, and left, I was at the opposite end to Mr H so I just turned to my friend and said 'im out of here, its so not my thing'
 On exiting the cinema on a whim I then realized a number of things...... 1) I had no cash on me 2)I had no phone 3) i was starving hungry 4) I left my day rider bus ticket at home, now don't get me wrong the cinema ain't a hundred miles from where I live, so I just thought of Bear Grylls and thought its fine I can get home no probs....... finding a cash machine out of cash didn't help?, finding a cash machine in a pub where I couldn't work out where to insert my card and being to embarrassed to ask didn't help, being very very hungry didn't help oh and not having my Cinema ticket to get back in to ask Mr H for help as he held onto the tickets (responsible adult attitude he adopts when out with me!!!!) didn't help........ A 30 min walk later and I was half way home and at a friend house ....... she text Mr H to inform him I was safe and well, and I got a lift home too....... So unfortunately I ain't no Bear Grylls, so don't drop me in a swamp, forest or desert as i will stay where you drop me, cry a while and probably be dead before the morning!!!!!!

    Cheers Chal