cat sitting

I must tell you all a funny story, Tony (husband of two years, its a miracle) asked if we could look after a friends two cats as they were going on holiday, well this lady lives with her girlfriend, mother etc etc so i said to tony, why couldn't the mother look after them/ well apparently she can't even though the cats are in the same house, the mother wants nothing to do with them, so me being a tad slow on occasions (yes laugh, but don't let me see you?) well i thought we would have to go round the house to feed them? and you just can't walk in , or knock and say hi i have come to feed the cats (you lazy strange people!!), but oh no tony has only told her that we will have them HERE grief i near enough had a fit, little year old cats, (2) and mine which will kill them, and the fudging dog? well i told him he was having a laugh, etc etc, but he was convinced it will be OK, and he says oh and the male stays out the whole time? i pointed out that you wouldn't be able to let them out for at least 2 weeks as they would run off, and tony said, that will be OK (Hell it will) and we could let them out after two weeks, Gee i said how long are they on Holiday for? a month?..........no he says........A YEAR AND A HALF!!!! A YEAR AND A FUDGING HALF!!!!!! my voice went so high i near enough smashed glass? i take it he is having a laugh, but oh no, he has said that is fine, i have said i am having nothing to do with them, and when they poo, wee and pull the carpet up trying to get out the room, or the cats fight or the dog kills them that it is totally his responsibility...... which he is fine with (Dam) and then my passing shot was, 'if the cats come, i go'......... citing........ A YEAR AND A FUDGING HALF<>

Sp'oon Chal xx