marigolds and beer swiggers

OK I'm not a naturally green fingered person, but i like to feel i have a vague idea? so when two people told me to plant marigolds in the flower bed as all my plants were being eaten, i said 'but why'? and they advised me that bugs, slugs and the like don't like the smell of them, so i happily went to the garden centre and £15 later and an hours planting and all was lovely, except i hate marigolds, so in my opinion the garden looked ugly, though if it was to save my millions of pound worth of plants it was a small price to pay......... on returning three days later from Norfolk, i sauntered into the garden to admire my lovely blooming garden, and bloody horror greeted me........all the bloody MARIGOLDS were eaten? OK set the scene me in the FRONT GARDEN, and i have just seen this..... bent over my flower beds cussing the critters that have destroyed my garden? well all i can say is i need to try to remember were i am and it's a lovely avenue, and some of the neighbours are not accustomed to words like that....... and the gardens i have walked passed with borders overflowing with lush healthy marigolds, makes me spit!!!! MY critters obviously don't have a sense of smell!!?

Can i tell you about the books I'm reading or read? for one you just have to read Augustus Burroughs, his books are very funny he had a troubled childhood, he has issues, and his brother has Asbergers he has written lots of books from his Childhood, and they are a must, though not to be read on a bus, or in a beer garden as i did as you look a tad odd suddenly laughing, he was only about 10 and was transfixed with transsexuals, and where as most boys had cars etc on there locker door he had a pic of the first transsexual, and when the teacher enquire about who it was, he revealed of all about her and he knew the absolute everything on synthetic vagina's, very very funny he realized being a transsexual was very drastic when he was older and wiser and opted for a dog named Rita or the like......

Also I'm going through a gay phase (me, no surely not?) and have read Julian Clary novel, and today have just received his Autobiography, which will be good, he is very coarse and does make you cringe in a oh my days way....love it

I'm reading at the moment Val Mc Dermid, wire in the blood most recent book, fab, i really need to watch the TV series too

Well i have bored you enough, though i am slacking as haven't mentioned any bus journeys or my bowel movements or those of others? which i have non of? oh and what is it with people walking round with cans of Tenants extra or calsberg special brew, and also fudging neck tattoo's especially women, and i know equalities and all that but women with tattoo's I'm sorry but it's not good, but all of you please please stop doing them period, and esp on the neck!!!!! rant over, oh and on the wrist, and hand, and most people now just listing there children, parents, etc why? beyond me I'm sorry, blame it on my nanny and Good breading, shit and if that doesn't warrant some replies from my public beer swigging pikey tattooed public then i don't know what will!!!!!

Sp'oon Chal xxx