I'm on a mission, its a personal one and i feel strongly about it, people who have front gardens, and they bloody pave them over, there is a road in Swindon and they all have long front gardens, and they are all paved or graveled and loads of cars,vans,etc, how don't get me wrong I'm all for off street parking but why cant people leave a flower bed or do some hedging or plant a tree, just so there is some greenery about......AAAAHHHHH
Moan over, oh i have a funny story, and Tony will kill me for telling you this, i was cleaning out our medical and remedy draw (fudging 6ton skip more like!!) and i threw out some 'slimming' tablets and Tony walked past and asked me why i was throwing them out? oh i laughed, the fudging wii calls him obese and the tablets were half a dozen missing and out of date by 2 years!!!! bless him.
Our car went to the garage the other day and we both went to town by bus, i told Tony he would be fine, and we jumped on the 17 bus (pikey) and twas only fudging midday, well we looked over and there was an Indian lady sat there, in her 50's and in full traditional dress, and she suddenly produced this bottle of Smirnoff ice and started swigging from the bottle, fuck me Tony was horrified, which made me so so laugh, i told him to relax, its the 17,that's expected, no big deal, he was mortified, no really he was, so so funny.
Carla i have to name and shame you as well, you and your bloody lint roller..... bless her she has for years been throwing it away once full of fuzz, not realizing you can tear the sheets off to get a fresh one!!!!! and the sadder thing is when she explained her revelation... (revealed by Tony) to a friend, the blooming friend was doing the same thing.....talk of birds of a feather!!!!!
Sp'oon Chal x
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