I was making one of my sandwiches at work, (apart from other things they contain Hummus and a little garlic chopped coarsely) well the girl I was working with stood in complete shock as i put the hummus in a sandwich, and then when i put about 3 chopped cloves of garlic in she just kept chanting how weird i was and that it was just the bizaarest combination, i tried to reassure her that my sandwiches are famous and that people flock from every corner of Swindon just to have one, but alas she was having non of it, and watched agog as i ate it!!!!!!
Some weeks later i made some sandwiches for two staff at work and i knew she was on duty so i thought i would treat her to one too, then she would be so so wrong and so so want more and all would be good with the world, and i would of enlightened her on having the best sandwich ever!!!!
When i handed it to her she held it like it was farting in her face, ideally i should of snatched it back there and then, but i didn't i hung onto a grain of hope.
Three months later and i had heard nothing, i have rung her about shifts but only left messages, i have whilst leaving a message asked how the sandwich was (i cut it into 4 so she could share the experience with her family!!)
Well today i heard from her Mother , her daughter has a new number, 'phew' i text back ' and i thought it was the sandwich that had caused her to cut all ties lol' i said, only to be replied with... 'that sandwich was GROSS' well i had to read it three times, because my sandwiches, and that kind of language just don't go, i must reply and say 'well if you leave it out for 3 months and then eat it its going to be you stupid moron, but I'm better than that, and realize some people have a common pallet of which i can do nothing about.
Hey ho must get back to painting my Hammock frame.....
Sp'oon Chal x
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