Shit Bugger Fuck

Two things, one is on a previous note i put that a bus day rider amount had gone up to £1.50? when in fact its £3.50, i wondered why the fudging bus's were so fudging full today, bloody Peasant cart had so many prams and bloody pikey carrier bags i felt it nauseating, no need for the peasant wagon Posse to rush for a bus i have mistakenly said was £1.50, you have all got fucking free bus pass's anyway.......

 I am so so going to get lynched for my peasant wagon remarks, its all meant in jest folk, really and you are all keeping the 99p shops and pound lands thriving, good on you, i wandered round the 99p shop today and bought a couple of 'Branded' goods, ooh funny story, Bought some cleaning products from there for work a while back, and had to get a COSHH form after, when i rang up the woman had very little English understanding, and really really didn't get the whole COSHH thing at all, and when i described the product, she told me it wasn't possible to buy that product anymore as it was ceased being made in like 2000BC!!!! Safe to say i never got a COSHH form and took the product home, Shit Bugger Fuck if it hadn't fermented .........Shone all my silver up a treat, !!!!!!!

Did i mention to you about holding your arms above your head for more than ten Min's is Dangerous? well it is, when on the trams in Amsterdam i was explaining to my friends who were holding on with the overhead straps, they didn't believe me, and every time we got on a tram they teased me......ooh look at us, ooh its been 9 1/2 Min's my arms are dropping off, all very tedious, childlike, immature, twatty, Yawnish behaviour that i took no notice of and it never really bothered me.....Well anyway on our first aid course i asked the instructor, and i was right, all the blood leaves the arm, and toxins are released which close down limbs effected.........So getting to the point... i was on the bus today and a young woman was standing as had a buggy, and her fudging arms were in the air...... i counted every second to the ten Min's, and then had a panic attack and had to get off cos i couldn't watch no more, and as i walked passed her i so so nearly yelled at her to drop her arms, but as i was about to faint my priority was just to get off the bus!!!!

 On the first aid course, we had to hold our arms in the air for as long as possible (no longer than ten Min's), to feel the effect of the blood draining away, shit chaps, as i write this i am head resting on the table and retching, stop now.....(on the course i lasted 30 secs then had an exclusive Alex funny turn!!)

 Shit Bugger Fuck I'm home alone, feeling Queer.......last night i needed a poo and couldn't get up stairs, now i have visions of that bloody woman on the bus and me screaming at her 'PUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS DOWN BITCH...and then fainting!!!!!!!

 Hey ho.......another night in the Dining room, but who will bring me a blankie?and a lickle Dwink? HELP i need care line......

  Sp'oon me lovilies ok xx