Later, well in about 3 hours i am off to the pub with some friends, then at 9pm i am off to another pub with some other friends....i MAY be slightly 3 sheets by closing, Ssssh don't tell Mr H he worries about me getting home safely.... I would however like to take this sober moment to appologise for anything i write later whilst under the influence......and for my spellings? i hope however i will just come home and go straight to bed?
I am at present having my lunch, Ssssh don't tell Mr H again, but its a sandwich with A HELL OF A LOT OF GARLIC IN!!!!!!! so much so that i might need A+E soon!!!! lovely i am literally eating as much as possible whilst he is away......though ideally just after having lunch he so so need not return til next Easter!!!!!, he will come home and complain the bedding stinks, that i stink, the house stinks, and is freezing cold as all the windows are open, or it stinks of Joss sticks because they are closed!!!
I could just go round smelling myself, and i quite often after handling Garlic am found standing with my fingers by my nose and a glazed, contented expression upon my face......... or after Burping breathing in deeply
Oooh so funny as you might of noticed i say 'lully' a lot (meaning lovely) Well i went to work in the Charity shop today and when the Manager saw me she laid ooh how Lully Lully is this, Shit i laughed for ages, and i will tell you origin of how i say it....... i started to say it from my friend who said it who worked with a lady who couldn't say lovely but just said 'lully' she is a wonderful woman and See's everything as Lully, i never got to ask Karen at the shop if she knew the lady?.......i only know two other people that say it and that's because of me!!!!! .......doesn't sound so good when in big meetings though...be warned.
Sp'oon my Lully public, and remember i may be slightly trolleyed......xxx
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