Bus's

Hi my lovely public, just need to share something with you, .....Bus prices in Swindon have gone up, an all day rider ticket has gone up by 30p!!!!! £1.50 now, And the day i got the new price ticket, i got on a pauper bus, bloody hell i thought if i am going to get bus's from now on i am going to get a decent one, you know where people dress well, speak well, wash, have manners, off to marlborough i go then!!!!!...or walk!!!
 You can get a decent bus from my house, but they are every half hour, the peasant wagon is every ten Min's,now i know your all shouting 'learn to drive' .....i can't, i think i need Hypnotherapy, gosh i haven't even finished my blood phobia yet, though i have now got a brolly and cushion for my rock!!!!!!!

 Ooh another funny story, though at the time it wasn't remotely funny and i had to rush into 'Claires' in town to find a fudging mirror, But the other day i was just getting into town and a text came through saying 'Sorry to hear of your accident, you can get compensation for it just ring blah blah blah,' Cheeky buggers, i thought to myself, though also thought of replying.. 'this ain't no accident, i was born like it' , and as i was thinking this i was approaching a canvasser, who saw me and said ' excuse me sir have you had an accident recently?'
  Well my arms look okay, my legs were OK, did i have bandaging round my head? i came to the conclusion that my general demeanour and facial expression, might be giving signs of that maybe i have had a head injury? or that 'Big Brother' was watching me?......i have now quite a complex, and when out socially try to walk a little less stooped, try to smile, just try to 'act' like i haven't been in an accident!!!!!! (nature is so cruel, but one must deal with the hand one was dealt!!!!)

  Hey i am Homo Alono at the weekend, so lots of ordering on eBay, sleeping, reading, and getting up to mischief, anyone wanna join me? Oh and if you want, I'm on Facie, to catch me there, oh and twitter, though still haven't been on it as still forgotten my passwords, though apparently i have two followers, they must get off on an empty screen?

Sp'oon my Lully public, real soon