Summer loving.................

Hi Everyone,
 Wow it has been a while has it not? i was going to write something last week but put my back out?, ooh the stories i am about to tell, laugh a long with me please.... Blooming last Tue it went and i tell you i sounded just like Sharapova walking about or trying to get up stairs for the toilet, Took blooming ages too, Tue i just cleaned the bathroom as on Thu the In-laws were visiting, i tend to put everything outside the room whilst i clean, and on one trip up the stairs i went up on all fours, as i got to the top it went into spasm, so as i was lying there i noticed the toilet roll holder was filthy so gave it a clean, i hadn't often, if ever seen It from that angle it was filthy!!!!!
 I walked down the street another day and every now and then it would go into spasm, making me jolt, yell out? well it would happen when this man was walking past me, poor bloke near pooed himself as just as he got to me i jolted and yelped, i think he thought i was going to attack him?
 Then i went to  town and used a public toilet, now if you have ever put your back out, you will know that raising a buttock, to wipe ones bot bot is a very difficult, painful procedure (i have been rather crusty most of the week!!!) Anyway, picture this, Public toilet in a shopping centre, and trying to do my personal care, and the back spasm's, i am sorry but that little twinge stopped the procedure, the thought of me not being able to get off the toilet and have to call for help with me pants round my ankles funnily didn't appeal, and so yes i wandered round town soiled and stinky, which in my opinion was a much better option!!!!!
 On Thu Tony had me help him do the Food Shop bear in mind i could hardly walk, and that once i got in the car i couldn't shut the door, great 'Caring' idea of his, TWO fudging hours with me every other step making an involuntary yelp drawing a standard amount of attention..... we get home at 8pm, they are due at 10, and we had to move our king size bed into the other room!!!!! i tell you, so so funny we got it a bit collapsed, and then his ma and pa came, i by this time was in agony and couldn't feel my legs, his dad turns up with a groin injury, to see us move was hysterical, his ma had to help put the bed back together.....so so funny.....
 I am a little better now, i have done lots of exercises, luckily i had last week off to watch the tennis, and the worst thing you can do for a bad back is stay in one position to long....nightmare week!!!! Dam good tennis though with fab Finals my people won.....fab

Well what else have i too tell you? ooh yes talking of toilet's i was at work,( Residential setting) and i raised ones bottom cheek to wipe ones bottom and the fudging seat fitting snapped, myself and the seat went veering to the right and we both ended up wedged between the bath and the toilet, not a good look, there was a fair bit of noise, yet when i eventually composed myself and came out of the toilet carrying the said seat, staff, Guests and parents were miffed why i would be holding such item? and they didn't hear a thing, i did however Chastise them for not coming running, though again quite relieved really as another situ with pants round the ankles look....not one to share I'm afraid!!!!!

 Hey i need to tell you more stories but i have to go to work, well eat, do my 'back' exercises then go to work, but hopefully will continue tonight, or tomorrow? so don't go far!!!


Sp'oon Chal