Medical Matters.....

Hello All,
 Blogs ago i mentioned the programme 'Embarrassing Illnesses, and How you can go live on TV with your Web cam, and all your Yukky poorly bits, flashing them to the world.....Well i watched it the other day, and to be honest it was well informative....slightly yukky in places and i had to turn the channel over or go 'La La La' with my fingers in my ears, I have come to the conclusion that the whiff of a med procedure and I'm off to Switzerland!!!!!
 And you know i keep seeing people with tubes up there nose, now I'm sorry i know its not nice for them except for maybe keeping them alive, but stay home!!! i was in the Doctors today (for work, don't worry i am fine!!) and the woman in front of me at the desk was all tubed up, with a power/air/liquid/food/Booze pack on her back, you know the more i tried to focus away from her the more a stared at her tubes? And just thinking things like 'how far in do they go? what happens when she sneezes?, does she have to take them out to clean them? how does she pick her nose?.....well i tell you by the time i got to the blooming desk i was feeling very faint and was pale, i was very close to needing to see a Doctor!!!!

 Also My next door neighbour had her cataracts  done the other week, she is in her 70's and don't ask me why but i asked 'Ooh what do they do?' Bloody stupid thing to ask, within seconds i was leaning on the fence pleading with her to shut up, but not one to be side tracked she ploughed on in great detail, i even mentioned how wonderful her Begonia's looked to try to distract her ? and i hate begonia's!!!!

 She was funny though because she matter of fact said it was OK??????? and either that or go blind?...... now i am sorry but i would be completely with white stick, guide dog etc.......

 Well now i feel quite ill, i am going to go, no guilt trip but does anyone anywhere actually read this shite i ramble on about? and is anyone actually bloody interested?......i actually would love to write a book, but by now i thought i might of caught the eye of an Author? i have the option to place my ramblings on Twitter, but having forgotten my password etc its a lost cause!!!!!

  Hey, will be in touch soon, and if you are one of the people who venture out with tubes up your nose? Stop it, stay in!!!!  There were two in Tesco the other week TWO, both in mobility Chariots, i nearly pointed out that tesco deliver didn't they know? followed me round the store they did (obviously intentionally) Quite put me off the plot of shopping, i came home with all sorts of shite, oblivious to picking up any of it!!!!

  Sp'oon Chal