Fancy That......

Hello again, i have to just let you know i think i have a secret admirer? i know its hard to believe, and all VERY exciting though i am married?
 It's really lovely and unpredictable.......
 Actually tis all wrong......i meet an old lady at the bus stop, She gives the image of old fashioned, she wears a headscarf, she is probably in her 80's, and i can picture her with a cake stand and a nice piece of batternburg, and Cup of tea in tea cup and saucer......chatting to her DAUGHTER about what a 'nice young man' i am!!! Her daughter is really nice, they have a shopping trolley which slightly makes my twitch accentuate!!! but we have a chat, and i do tend to go into little old lady mode
 I personally think mum has her sights on me as a suitable husband, The daughter is a tad old before her time but that can be ironed out, she looks like she has never been clubbing, or even tasted Alcohol, nor been on holiday abroad? i want to use her, drag her away from her bubble of a life , dress her in some modern clothes, take her to places she has never been (the cinema, paint balling, TK Maxx)  feed her on ready meals and get her pissed!!!! ...........and when i have lulled her into a false sense of security, tell her a chomp from a different meadow, i take the pollen from a different flower, i make bread from a different recipe....you get my drift!!!! .......
Actually whilst talking at the bus stop, i might just casually mention Mr H? though i will have to be gentle, they look like they only watch Midsummer murders, and count down, and Miss Marple, Mum is elderly it could be too much of a shock to her?

 Moving on, a good friend of mine's Mother who spoke very little English, used to call me the 'lovely blond boy' and used to hint at me and her getting it together?, she used to tell her i was gay, the mother would have non of it, and swat the suggestion away, saying, 'NO, he is to nice to be like that!!!!

 I worked with a lady once from foreign parts who saw my wedding band, and asked if i was married, i replied 'yes to a man' She gasped..and said 'NO'? 'BUT WHY'?....'YOU LIKE'?... slightly took me by surprise, and them she stared at me for ages and we didn't speak for a while? luckily it all turned out fine in the end, .....it was never mentioned again during our shift together, when she said 'YOU LIKE', i really wanted to say 'Hell no, but what else is there? ..i had so many funny answers to that....... Too funny.

 i will keep you up to date on how my 'Bus trip adventures progress OK?

   Sp'oon Chal