Well you gotta laugh, distracted again, And since writing my last one i have just been over the co-op and i didn't realize but took a ladies loaf of bread!!!! i do like a rummage through the reduced items by the tills, and i spotted my favourite loaf (usually £1.81, now 90p) it wasn't until the lady was searching for it and saying where it was ...how embarrassing...... could of died on the spot!!!
My Lully friend K.D (she doesn't want to be identified as she is on a wanted list) rang yesterday yearning for one of my lovely (top secret so don't ask for ingredients or recipe) Garlic Sandwiches, so like a true friend i went round her house and made her one, (she lives 3 streets away, i wouldn't if she had of been a couple of streets more!!), bless her she was So excited, her husband is away, and its the ideal time as she is under the thumb and he forbids her to have them normally, as her hour glass figure goes a tad pear shaped (literally) Unfortunately some of the ingredients were not my trade mark one's and she uses a spatula? to do the Chutney which traumatized me some what.....and i forgot to put an ingredient in even though it was washed and chopped ready, but i left her culinary satisfied, and even one for today..... and i returned home to find my lovely home made macaroni cheese had been polished off by another friend who hadn't eaten all day, and i was thrilled that i had satisfied two people in the space of an hour with my food, orders on a postcard please.........there are cloves and cloves and cloves of garlic in my sandwiches be warned......i put so much in mine a while back i found it painful to eat, and it gave me awful indigestion........so that must of been a lot, mind it had been in the fridge two days.....Tony found it hard to stay in the same room as me after, and i had to change the bedding every day.....though that had nothing to do with garlic? which reminds me i must get some more incontinence pads!!!!
Gotta go to work now, so have a lovely bank holiday weekend Sp'oon Chal
I am very worried for your mental state having gone into that shop in the first place, to have come out having applied for a bonus card, well that is just something else. lets hope they refuse you on the ground that you can read.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say now is that you really must not bring home one of those carrier bags as I will die.
As for the garlic sandwiches, well the people in Ireland cold smell Alex after that and I had to really ask him to keep away from me for days.
It was bad enough having to sleep near him, one night I had to wake him up as he was facing me and breathing on me and I could not get to sleep for the smell. the bedding had to be change too as he seemed to permeate it into the covers.
I feel he has a serious addition and all of you should not encourage him with it.