Hi my lovely public, how the devil are you all? i am sat here drinking wine and listening to classical FM, so refined, so civilized, cultured, socially excluded due to the are i live (them being common, me having had a nanny!!!!)
 Actually i do blend into all social circles, however yukkie and rough, or Posh and 'normal' when i travel on the 17 bus i know not to get my book out, and to randomly release a pouch of wind, and shout 'shit bugger fuck ye smelly beggars stop that immediatly' (Toned down so Auntie can read it )
 Posh  'normal' society i (obviously) blend into more naturally....don't get much call for it in Swindon, i have to travel to Marlborough for such refined, civilized social behaviour, i do stroll round thinking people know i live and own property in the are, until that is last time i went and fell out the bloody bus, shouting 'FUCK' rather to loudly, they don't have language like that there though so i think i got away with it and just looked like i was Swedish or something?
 Moving on, fab news for my mental welfare, myself and Mr H went to Tesco the other day, and after loading up the car, he got distracted and i was able to sort out the trolley's as where normally he won't wait, why can' t the lazy twat general public, when returning there trolley's just put them inside each other in neat rows? it pisses me off, you can get so many more in if put neatly, Tony can't bear me doing it...hence driving off...... i like Asda as they are coin operated trolleys so you have to fit them inside each other to get your money back, its a shit shop but mentally i keep quite stable after returning my trolley there!!!!!
 I worked with a lady six months ago, and after doing a huge work shop she returned the trolley leaving me with her car key to get into the car.....she was gone for ages, and ages and as it was winter (all that snow) i nearly fucking froze to death as she had given me the wrong key?......only turns out she had re-organized All the fudging  trolleys in Tesco, we got in the car, i said where have you been? ooh she said i can't stand it when people don't put there trolleys back properly!!!!!! well i seriously thought she was taking the piss (she was a new member of staff), turns out that no, she has it slightly worse than me (bitch) AND if her husband takes her shopping, he WAITS for her and reads the paper!!!!!!! Shake that mans hand....... i did tell her we should come one day with a flask and packed lunch, she has since left which is a shame as i was looking forward to that.
 ooh a random thought, why is it, and this is more at work, that when i go out to feed the birds, before i do so i look around and there ain't a bird in sight, and i only have to open the bag or throw the first piece down and suddenly hundreds of shadows appear of bloody seagulls? where were they spying from?
  My next Blog is to do with my Mandatory training in Oxford, a real Toilet Dilemma all week, had the staff i went with in reels of laughter.....great support girls, ta, i will tell you that story next time, i have a Lully bath waiting for me now, i have bored you enough....ooh and i have 9 followers now, how super duper is that.......please though if you read this and aren't a follower become one, it helps my mental state....ooh quickly has anyone watched 'Strangeways' on TV? Shit Bugger Fuck....... that David guy in the wheelchair, tip the twat out and leave him in his poo...... honestly ....he is so so little Britian....... watch it though, ooh i would not cope going there, i would be someones bitch before i have got through the door....ooh my bot bot is clenching as i type!!!!!! i would probably need stitches and all sorts of first Aid, Gee you think shopping trolleys will tip me over the edge..... I'm rocking, dribbling, and i have peed myself just thinking of being a VISITOR, mind i wouldn't mind 30 secs just to bitch slap that David

   Night All.....Sp'oon Chal