Hello me lovely public,Regarding Iceland..... i be hatching me a plan, i know the prices are lovely and cheapp and rounded up but i am still considering casually wandering round the store with my machete discretely tucked in a nook, and giving the odd item of a higher value a little nip so that when i get to the checkout they say to me 'excuse me sir, this here packet of caviar @ £2 is split, would you like to swap it or do you want it for a quid?' notice i am only doing foods of a higher value, i don't want to end up with 500 fish fingers for 50p, and that has nothing to do with being a vegetarian!!!!! i just can't be bothered to sell them on eBay and have someone come from Ipswich or where ever it is people mostly eat them buying them for £3 giving me a tiny profit and them a long days travel!!!!!!
Mind there is a risk if i don't discretely hide my machete, that one of the hundreds of police policing our little town may spot me, and before i know it i am thrown face down on the bonnet of the cop car, and my hands wrists cuffed, and the copper in a gruff menacing voice telling me i am nicked and to come quietly............... now where did i put that machete? and will i make Iceland's? it shuts at 6 and i daren't run, i may trip and slice my arm off, and i don't do blood!!!!!!
Actually i soon will do blood, and i think i do it more than i did as i am having Hypnotherapy!!!! its very good, did have a moment where i had to use it and nip to my secure reassuring place where birds sing and flowers blossom, shit i saw 3 seasons that day, pity i didn't have a brolly...... I'm taking thermals next time as i left as winter was approaching.
This blog has taken me ages to write, I'm off with a bad back, and i keep having to get up and move about, but just to share my thoughts has all been worth it, my next blog is going to be deep and meaning full and very very serious.
sp'oon Chal
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