Ooh am back with stories to tell.....

how to begin? it's been a while peeps, keep forgetting my password, hey must just tell you i have just been on a week of training in oxford, did my first aid, didn't faint, or have to leave the room!!!!! though did do quite a bit of 'la la la'-ing and have !!!! ssssh don't tell the husband, slightly nervous as going there in a couple of months..... clubbing with his bothers and sisters ..... clubbing meaning  'Dancing' i hope? Lordy lord what would Nanny say? gord if she turned in her grave because of me, she will be like like a pig on a spit.... dizzy as dizzy can be poor girl!!
 Now i am trying to be very good and not swear!! dear Auntie is reading this... apparently my biggest fan, though it is hard, i must slip in the odd word, just in context and for authenticity...
 Ooh gotta plumber here at the moment and to fill the radiators he had to go into our bedroom and lean over a massage table that holds all our clothes whilst the back bedroom is transformed.....ooh and he was just faced with my pants, oh the shame.
 Happy times too as we put up a lovely bird box with slate roof, and a family of blue tits have purchased it, and have some little babies...... i might need to put 'SOLD' on the box as a naughty other bird was investigating it....... if only we could properly rent them out...cor we would be rich
  Well gotta pay the plumber now, and go to the loo as i have held it in...can't go when strangers are in the house!!!!!! good job it wasn't a long job!... ooh not me, the plumbers work silly, you lot have terrible minds

      Sp'oon Chal